I Am New! Bow Down!

[Pokesaur]

BWAHAHAHA! Ahem, hiya! I'm on Serebii-Flashfire, and PokeCommunity-ProtrainerEon.

Are there any more of these almost identical forum sites for me to join? Ooh fun! Well anyways, I automatically welcome everyone who wants to, they can be my friend or rival or etc. Bye!

 

[Shrike Flamestar]

Bow down? NEVER! *Pulls out Dragon Tooth Sword and slices off both of Pokesaur’s legs.* Now you shall bow down to me forever! Bwahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahaha! *Runs around crazily and slices off some random strangers’ legs with the DTS*

Note to self, stop playing Deus Ex. It’s a bad habit.

Er, uh, sorry about the legs. I’m sure a...Medbot...or something...can reattach them...or something. So...uh...welcome! Read my fanfic! I’m sure there will be other people by any time now to give a better, and more normal, greeting than I can.

Right guys?

*Runs away*

I was never here... You have no memory of my actions... Your legs merely fell off of their own accord.

 

[TheMagicMan]

Well I'm perplexed.

 

[Pokesaur]

Oh, about the legs...I regenerate, so HA!

Anyway, welcome. Bow or else you shall be slain!

 

[DratiniLover]

Hi! Welcome to the forum!

 

[Ratochu]

Welcome to BMGf, enjoy your stay.

 

[Master Pobble-Wobble]

Welcome to the BMGF, even though I'm newer than you are. xD

 

[Nekusagi]

Hello, and please use proper grammar! Thanks! (Not that you're using bad grammar now, but some people have perfectly grammar checked introductions and then start typing like they failed fifth grade English.)

Bow or else you shall be slain!

Come here and make me!

 

[TheMagicMan]

Well now I'm slightly more perplexed than I was almost TWO MONTHS AGO when this topic started.

 

[Roses Ablaze]

Oh, about the legs...I regenerate, so HA!

Anyway, welcome. Bow or else you shall be slain!

You're welcoming yourself oO;

 

[Bozo]

Whoo hoo! Another person form serebii, eh? Nice to see ya here! Personally, bulbagarden is better than serebiiforums.

Get your self a spiffy avatar and a nice sig too!