I hate you.

[Umbreevee]

Nah, no I don't hate you.

I'm Umbreevee, the shiny Umbreon+Eevee mix! You see, it all started in an underground lab, when they were trying to merge a shiny Umbreon with an Eevee. Well, it worked. And I killed everyone. I'm such a bad Umbreevee.

And just so you know, I'm a girl. I hate it when people call me a he.

...

So now what the hell do I do?

 

[Barb]

Start posting! Welcome to BMG.

 

[Lil Brother]

Hi, Umbreevee! So, are you a boy?

*_* I love your av.

 

[XD375]

Oooh. Finally, another member named after a fanmade Pokémon. I'm XD375, a Shadow Pikachu gone wrong (for Cipher) and it's nice to meet you.

You can do a lot of stuff now.

You can edit your profile, post anywhere, (->) support my league (<-), make friends, as long as you obey the rules and don't post anything offensive illegal, or sex-related, as we've getting a lot of that last one lately.

 

[Umbreevee]

Start posting! Welcome to BMG.

Thanks, man! Feels good to be welcomed by a mod-dude man. ^_^

Oooh. Finally, another member named after a fanmade Pokémon. I'm XD375, a Shadow Pikachu gone wrong (for Cipher) and it's nice to meet you.

You can do a lot of stuff now.

You can edit your profile, post anywhere, (->) support my league (<-), make friends, as long as you obey the rules and don't post anything offensive illegal, or sex-related, as we've getting a lot of that last one lately.

Hey, thanks! ^_^ And I'm not allowed to post mature-ish posts anyway. YAYZ 4 PARENTAL GUIDANCE, MAN!

Hi, Umbreevee! So, are you a boy?

*_* I love your av.

Thanks! ^_^ And I'm a girl. Not boy, girl. Yeeeeaaaah... Don't bother, though, I don't go out with people I can't even see.


I use "^_^" way too much, don't I? xD

 

[XD375]

He was joking when he said you were a boy.

Once again, welcome! I hope you enjoy Bulbagarden and I hope we can be friends!