I WANT YOUR PIKACHU!!!!

[Satoshi-chan]

HEY TWERPS, BOW BEFORE ME, JESSIE, OF TEAM ROCKET! I WILL HAVE ALL YOUR PIKACHUS! DO NOT RUN! DO NOT HIDE! HAND THEM OVER NICELY AND I WILL NOT DUNK YOUR HEADS IN THE TEAM ROCKET TOILETS AFTER STEALING THEM FROM YOU!

 

[TTEchidna]

I'm willing to offer a perfect Pikachu given away from the show. I'll trade it for a Koffing.

 

[Satoshi-chan]

I DO NOT TRADE! I WILL TAKE YOUR PIKACHU NOW KTHXBAI! I am JESSIE of TEAM ROCKET! I have taken over this forum!

 

[Misty]

Make sure they're good Pikachu though... must be Modest, with at least 3 31 IVs. :O

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

We had Koffing. We need Ash's Pikachu to get in good graces wit da boss.

 

[manathief]

Actually, I have a surplus of Pikachus...

No, really. I actually do. XD

 

[DarkDreams]

To corrupt the forum with Devsation!

To unite all pikachus within our nation!

*hides the Pikachu Ash entrusted to me*

 

[eevee91]

I don't have any pikachu, and you're not going to take anybody's pikachu!
Go...:133:

 

[Satoshi-chan]

*hides the Pikachu Ash entrusted to me*

And the worst mistake you EVER MADE was saying that OUT LOUD!!!!


WE WILL HAVE THAT PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[V Faction]

"Wobbaaaaa-aaaa-aa!!"

 

[Goku]

You will never get Pikachu.
*throws pokeball*
Shinx!!!

 

[Falconwing]

Fine take it. I've got like ten more. It isn't even shiny.

 

[M Block]

I have a question?

Why settle for a normal 'ol Pikachu when you can have something much rarer, say, a Zapdos, or perhaps a Darkrai? Maybe a Heatran? Now, if you reeeaaaally had your heart set on Pikachu, then fine, take it. Just gotta evolve it from Pichu. Now, as for what I get in return, get me a Magikarp. I figured if it's something this common, that you've been scammed into buying hundreds of times, I figure that you would be willing to part with it. I still say you should take the Heatran, though. Your boss would probably like a good steel-type to compliment his ground-types, instead of an electric type, but whatever.

 

[double trouble!]

I have a question?

Why settle for a normal 'ol Pikachu when you can have something much rarer, say, a Zapdos, or perhaps a Darkrai? Maybe a Heatran? Now, if you reeeaaaally had your heart set on Pikachu, then fine, take it. Just gotta evolve it from Pichu. Now, as for what I get in return, get me a Magikarp. I figured if it's something this common, that you've been scammed into buying hundreds of times, I figure that you would be willing to part with it. I still say you should take the Heatran, though. Your boss would probably like a good steel-type to compliment his ground-types, instead of an electric type, but whatever.

It's Ash's Pikachu. Not just any Pikachu.

 

[Shift]

Dat Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu!

 

[Crimson-Ninetales]

Nobody's taking Pikachu - Go! Bunton! (sends out Ninetales)

 

[TPJerematic]

A trainer and Gardevoir look on at the silly Team Rocket members do their wierd dance and intro.

"We laugh at your attempts to get the Pikachu of this poor retarded boy"

*Stephen throws a Cherish Ball* Go ARKBIRD *Togekiss appears*

*Jessica throws a Poke Ball* Hey I've always wanted to beat up Team Rocket. *An Absol appears*

"Get 'em"

 

[Camzoman]

alright, as Blaine, I can deal with you. Infernape, stone Edge!!!

 

[Masatoshi]

Lol'd.

Also, Jessie, didn't you notice the Pikachu somebody wanted to trade with you, it's one of the GOD DAMN BATM--EXECUTIVES!? You should start packing off right now.

Oh, and, here *hands it off*

*about to give it, but suddenly escapes while they're left in shock because of that unexpected, yet, predictable action*.

 

[VoltTackle]

Time to send a certain evil packing! Glaceon, Freeze them with Ice Beam! Infernape, use Close Combat to send them back to thier balloon! Staraptor, use Brave Bird to send 'em flying!