If you could have a conversation with Ash what would you talk about?

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Just watching some of the early BW series episodes just cringing at how our old hero from Pallet after all these years is still just wow...

I mean we see progress, it disappears for him and his Pokemon. Has unevloved Pokemon stay unevolved for sometimes the entire period of a region, using bland battle moves like Tackle in a League match, etc.

If you could sit down and have a conversation with Ash face to face and I mean the CURRENT Ash from the BW series. What would you talk about?

I'd ask about how he keeps his Pokemon in their weaker forms, forgets about his old tactics and just acts like a fool...

Forget about the writers just imagine Ash's doing is all by his own decisions not because of the creators and not because of promotion.

Haha another thing is how he kept falling for TR's lame disguises as well :p
 
It seems kind of harsh to ask him such rude questions. Yes, he's a lot worse as a trainer than he was in DP, but it's not something that I would want to bring up to BW Ash.

Anyway, I would probably ask if he keeps with with his older friends from past adventures, such as Brock, Misty, May, Max, and Dawn. He never brings up friends on-screen all that often (except when 4Kids shoehorned Misty every chance they got during AG) so I'm curious to see if he keeps in touch with them at all!
 
I'd ask him if he'd like to have some fun :naughty:



Probably what he thinks it means to be a Pokémon Master
 
I'd tell him to stay away from all the 14 year old shippers who want Ash to declare his love for "insert favored girl here."
 
Why he still hasn't caught even an 1/8 of the Pokemon in the Pokemon Universe and why he is still determined to catch all the Pokemon there are.
 
Why is he just so determined to become a Pokemon Master and seriously what are you going to do after you achieve your goal and finally how do not recognize the Team Rocket outfits after all these Years and you still fall for them even when they where some Outfits they wore Before.
 
I'd ask him were he got the anti-aging serum that kept him 10 years old for the past 16 years. :lx195:
 
"Ash, old buddy...WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!?!" :eek:

(meant for humor. no offense intended)
 
I don't know what I'd say to him without sounding like a creepy stalker. I think even Satoshi would get freaked out. How awkward would it be trying to talk to him while not revealing too much of what I already know about him? Haha, how would you react to a random person saying they know EVERYTHING you've done for the past 15 years, including things you can't remember yourself?

Maybe I'd just ask him about his past before becoming a trainer. I want to know who his dad is.
 
I'd ask why you never recognize Team Rocket even in the worst costumes. I mean c'mon! the woman has exposed violet hair and the man has exposed blue hair and there's an awfully suspicious Pokemon with a gold coin on its head!

Why is your Pikachu so weak after going to a new region? Do you give it a "common" candy?

Do you actually change your underwear every night like your mom told you to?

Would you give a bl----b to the -u--a from The ----r of -n-?
 
KaiserLugia said:
I'd ask why you never recognize Team Rocket even in the worst costumes. I mean c'mon! the woman has exposed violet hair and the man has exposed blue hair and there's an awfully suspicious Pokemon with a gold coin on its head!
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In his defense, he recognized them this time and only this time:
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Metan said:
KaiserLugia said:
I'd ask why you never recognize Team Rocket even in the worst costumes. I mean c'mon! the woman has exposed violet hair and the man has exposed blue hair and there's an awfully suspicious Pokemon with a gold coin on its head!
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In his defense, he recognized them this time and only this time:
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oh and misty recognized them in EP014
 
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