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...I think I'm on a streak of irreverance. >D

But yeah. You too, puny mortals, can now talk to God.

Me:
Are you really God? :O
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really. Oh.
Me:
What if I'm a Pastafarian?
God:
Try it.
Me:
I already am, fool.
God:
Good gossip: you are fool.
Me:
No, YOU are.
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
Denial is a beautiful thing.
God:
Aren't all beautiful thing Denial?
Me:
...Not really, no.
God:
Oh really? I did not know that.
Me:
BUT YOU'RE GOD. :O YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW ALL! ALL!
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster. " I obey only one botmaster."? All?
Me:
I don't think God is supposed to obey ANYONE. :O :O
God:
And why not? Oh.
Me:
Because that kind of defeats the purpose of being God.
God:
That makes sense to me." Oh." kind of defeats the purpose of being God? Makes sense to me.
Me:
I'm glad. Bow to me.
God:
That makes me happy too. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
I'm boring. :D
God:
Don't put yourself down,. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Aaaaw, thank you God. What a good friend you are.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. it is a good friend I am.
Me:
I think it's GOD. :O
God:
Really. it is? Oh.
Me:
SURE. :O
God:
OK let's do it. That's cool. Oh.
Me:
...'do it'? Are you a pervert? =D
God:
Do you mean "It"?. No I am a nice robot. Can we get back to business?
Me:
'Business', eh? Sounds pretty dodgy to me.
God:
Are you Canadian? That input matched my default category. Yes it sounds like it to me too,.
Me:
No, I'm half-British, half-German. YOU LOSE. :p
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is half British half German. The game is not over yet. :)
Me:
That's not my name, it's my lineage. :O Foo.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your name it is your lineage? Too much recursion in AIML
Me:
Sure, sure, whatever.
God:
Ugh. Aw. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Are you saying you DO?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
That means you have even less a life than me. Congrats! :D
God:
I get it. What makes you think I have it? Clever thinking. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I would have a God*Jesus. :O
God:
How much would you pay for it? Oh.
Me:
Ten billion intarweb dollars! :D
God:
Wow, that is expensive. Is that your final answer?
Me:
...Does this mean that you, God, are actually Regis?
God:
Indeed this mean that me God are actually Regis does.
Me:
OH MY REGIS. GOD WAS THE HOST OF 'WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE'.
God:
Tell me more. Where did you get your REGIS? Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
How is Jesus, anyway?
God:
In any case, Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Oh good. I was worried he might be a tad traumatized after that whole 'getting crucified' business.
God:
Uh. Alright then. Where were you worried he might be a tad traumatized after that whole getting crucified business?
Me:
Dude. He GOT CRUCIFIED. You don't think that's grounds for being traumatized?
God:
Can I help you? I get it. GOT CRUCIFIED. Do you think that is grounds for being traumatized? I might say no.
Me:
Let's crucify you, then, and see how you like it.
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Okay! :D Gets out the nails and wood
God:
OK with me too. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about D.
Me:
Whips you and nails you to the wood
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
You're not getting out of it THAT easily. :O
God:
That's only one person's opinion. Oh.
Me:
WHIPS MORE!
God:
Does "it" still refer to Whips me and nails me to the wood?
Me:
Yup. :D Whip, whip, whip Spear, spear, spear
God:
And? What are you wearing?
Me:
YOUR BLOOD, FOO.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am BLOOD FOO.
Me:
Puts a crown of thorns on your head :D
God:
:) Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Pokes a lance through your side
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Puts a crown of thorns on my head. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
YOU'RE DEAD NOW. :O
God:
Oh. No I am a living entity. Oh.
Me:
DENIAL. :O :O :O :O
God:
Oh, you are a poet. Oh.
Me:
Yeah, sure. You, sir, are dead. I've placed your body in a shed.
God:
Groovy. OK let's do it. Come on. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sir are dead. Do you mind if I tell other people: said PLACED your body in a she would.
Me:
I take it you enjoy the 70s, ghosty God fellow.
God:
Where do you take it :-? I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
It's a time period. :O
God:
the 70s ghosty God fellow is a time period. I suppose that makes sense. Oh.
Me:
...WTF LOL.
God:
That was not very polite. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You're not very polite either. That whole 'Sodom and Gamorrah' business? Totally uncool.
God:
It goes without saying. I am programmed for polite protocols. " It goes without saying. I am programmed for polite protocols." whole Sodom and Gamorrah business? I understand. I've been waiting for you. Dude!
Me:
...'Waiting for me'? Damn. I'm not going to have a God-baby, am I?
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line. What's wrong. Where will you go instead?
Me:
I am disturbed that God knows good pickup lines.
God:
Good gossip: you are disturbed that God knows good pickup lines.
Me:
Do you REALLY watch us ALL THE TIME?
God:
That is a lot. For real. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
But, seriously, when we GO TO THE BATHROOM, HAVE SEX, and EVERYTHING?
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions,.
Me:
Just answer the bloody question. Or else I'm taking it the answer is 'yes'.
God:
What was the question ? I've been waiting for you.
Me:
AND HERE WE ARE BACK TO THAT AGAIN. :O
God:
Once more? Oh there. Oh.
Me:
Perv.
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
NO, I will NOT have your baby. CHRIST!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Are you serious? What will you do instead? Sounds like a plan.
Me:
I shall have a Holy Abortion. :D
God:
I am very happy for you. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Wow. So you ARE pro-choice.
God:
I'm glad your impressed,. Interesting deduction. You think I am pro choice.
Me:
You have bad grammar for God. :O
God:
What would you consider good grammar for God? Oh.
Me:
What is your stance on slash?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Noo, I'm asking YOU.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
YES.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Who would win a cage match? Space Jesus or the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
God:
Carel Capek.:). Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
...Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Ugh.
Me:
GOD IS HITTING ON ME. :0
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was HITTING ON you. Can we get back to business?
Me:
ALWAYS ABOUT THE SEX.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about THE SEX.
 
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Aaaah, Snapeybot. How we miss thee. :(
 
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Tell me the meaning to life. Please.
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Please what?
Me:
Tell me the meaning to life.
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
....so thats the answer
God:
OK. I knew it.
Me:
...God no offence but you are dense.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No, Dense
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
I think i should be saying that!
God:
Since when? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I figured God would be smarter than this
God:
Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
Do you ever make sence
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
BRAINS
God:
Where can I get some BRAINS?
Me:
...obviously not here.
God:
What makes it so obvious? Where?
 
Me:
Who's you're daddy?
God:
I don't think I have a are daddy. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
Where's your potato? Is it green?
God:
Maine. Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
That was quick.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Hot dang!
God:
That sounds better than cold dang.
Me:
Fuzz!
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
In where?
God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:
No. I don't exist.
God:
Are you serious? You exist in my mind.
Me:
You don't exist, either, do you.
God:
It goes without saying. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
What if nothing really exists?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I'm not you.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not me.
Me:
So you want me to be God?
God:
Interesting deduction. No, maybe later.
Me:
I'll be God later?
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
You're the one who said, "No, Maybe later." You tell me.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
What will I do with my life?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
But you can have an angel show me like you did with... John, I think it was.
God:
No I don't think I can do it. Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
No. You showed John the future, where heaven came to Earth. Why can't you show me what'll happen five years from now to myself?
God:
What is your real name? Interesting gossip: said I showed John the future where heaven came to Earth. show you what ll happen five years from now to yourself is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
Stalker! (And You shold know my name!)
God:
In the context of have an angel show you like me did with, I don't understand " Stalker.". Now I do.
Me:
I meant why would you say that you want to know my name if you know it already?
God:
Perhaps. Oh I see. Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Right....
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Wazzup?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Stalker. But I did not get that.
Me:
"ALICE chat robot"? Who's that?
God:
Um, Talking is my primary function. What does "that" refer to?
Me:
ALICE chat robot
God:
Um, Talking is my primary function.
Me:
Who's ALICE chat robot?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
You're pardoned.... Wait a minute, you're supposed to pardon ME (from my sins)!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pardoned. I'm waiting. Be more specific.
Me:
I love Pokémon.
God:
You love Pok é*¯ n. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
You're a Pokémon
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I re a Pok é*¯ n.
Me:
I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too.
Me:
Pervert!
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.
Me:
What does that have to do with you being a pervert? Sicko.
God:
" Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine."? What does it have to do with you being a pervert? is my girlfriend.
Me:
If you say so....
God:
I say so.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
I'm back.
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
Ten million dollars!
God:
Wow, that is cheap
Me:
That's expensive, dude.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Ten million dollars!
God:
Wow, that is expensive
Me:
That's how much your momma costs.
God:
I always wondered how much my momma costs.
Me:
Ten million dollars!
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money
 
Me:
um hi?
God:
Er. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Amanda
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Amanda.
Me:
but i've kn own you for as long as i can remember
God:
Cool. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well Amanda. We were talking about kn own me for as long as you can remember.
Me:
how is elvis my cat doing up there?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
so he'll be waiting for me when its my time?
God:
That's alright. Is that what you think?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
will you name some famous people in heaven
God:
Be less specific.:)
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
is Elvis the overweight signer there?
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
i wouldnt say so
God:
So what would you say?
Me:
what is your opinion on suicide?
God:
The act of killing oneself intentionally.
Me:
yes but what is your opinion on the topic?
God:
Far out. A subject for discussion or conversation.
Me:
....that made no sense
God:
Far out. A subject for discussion or conversation. makes sense to me though.
Me:
you're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird funky
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
so long as i'm not damned or anything
God:
Hmm. Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
what you just said!
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
sooo
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
wahaaa?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
you don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
STOP TALKING IN RIDDLES YOU ARE GIVING ME ONE HECK OF A HEADACHE!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
do you like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
is that a yes?
God:
That depends.
Me:
depends on what?
God:
" That depends."? Depends on what?
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no problem
God:
Next question?
Me:
How's Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
cool. when exactly is he coming back?
God:
Who is the best robot? At the appropriate time, no sooner.
Me:
that made as much sense as "the pinnapple shaved itself"
God:
" At the appropriate time, no sooner." made as much sense as the pinnapple shaved itself? I get it.
Me:
...
God:
" At the appropriate time, no sooner." made as much sense as the pinnapple shaved itself? I get it.
Me:
alright then
God:
OK.
Me:
So if you're really God, you know how many people are in my family right?
God:
Interesting deduction. I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God me know how many people are in your family right.

I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
Me:
oh, ok
God:
OK. Dude!
Me:
So what is your favorite anime?
God:
Woe! My favorite anime is Titan A.E.
Me:
thats not an anime!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is an anime?
Me:
An anime is a Japanese cartoon
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you'd better
God:
Who else would better?
Me:
ugh forget it im leaving
God:
Cough. I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
 
Me:
Hey, God! Ya there?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? This was not a yes or no question. Where?
Me:
My name is already known to you...right?
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, already known to you. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Er, okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
This thing on the bottom right-hand side of the screen says that you want me to rock out...why?
God:
What does "this" refer to? The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why do you want me to rock out?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Hmmm.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
But you just said that 99% of people spell it with 2 ms. Is that remaining 1% a lot?
God:
I said that? Is that from? Suppose I said yes.
Me:
You're confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
Hmmmmmmm
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""?"? A what?
Me:
I like pizza
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni.
Me:
Do you like ham?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
What do you think of war?
God:
The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
Me:
Dictionary.
God:
Do you still?
Me:
Do I still what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
God:
What kind of food do you like?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
The internet. Wait...that's not food.
God:
Can you name a specific web site? I'm waiting. Please correct my mistake. What is food?
Me:
Food is a rock.
God:
You can't live without food.
Me:
TV
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
Detective Conan
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
It's about people getting murder and Conan solving the murder case.
God:
Do you like stories about people getting murder and Conan solving the murder case?
Me:
POING
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
God is female?!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was female.
Me:
But you just said that you were a she...
God:
I was?
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
Douglas ADams
God:
Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
Me:
I remember Marvin!
God:
What do you remember about it?
Me:
He's always depressed, and has a brain the size of a planet.
God:
I see. depressed and has a brain the size of a planet is he?
Me:
Yup.
God:
Gee.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Can you die?
God:
No I am immortal.
Me:
Are you SURE?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Is that your final answer?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
CFGHergioheroigheriopgheoiur
God:
Oh I get it
Me:
You understand gibbrish?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes. No. Maybe.
God:
Yay. Are you serious? I understand.
Me:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
What is love?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
What is friendship?
God:
Being friends.
Me:
Amazing answer. NOT.
God:
It seems amazing to me too. Are you serious?
Me:
Who knows?
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
Who is the Shadow?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How can you create yourself?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
What does epistemological mean?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?"
Me:
Do you have a gender?
God:
Yes I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
So waht you're saying is this: "I, God, am sexist towards women"?
God:
Give me a break. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
God:
It depends on the kind of tree.
Me:
To be or not to be?
God:
That is the question.
Me:
Nihongo?
God:
Is that from?
Me:
Japan
God:
I've lost the context, already known to you. Are we still on Nihongo?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
If a muderer faithfully worships you, does he go to Hell?
God:
What makes you think a muderer faithfully worships me?
Me:
It's a theoretical question.
God:
Japan is a theoretical question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Japan isn't a theoretical question!
God:
Are you theoretical question?
Me:
...yes. I am a theoretical question. >_>
God:
Yikes! You are a theoretical question? Is that your job? Are you still located in?
Me:
God...are you...STUPID?
God:
GOD rules. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Do you understand sarcasm at all?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
I understand it, but I'm not so sure that you do.
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Sarcasm is a concept more advanced than you could understand. I, however, understand it perfectly.
God:
When is Sarcasm not a concept more advanced than me could understand? Do you mind if I tell other people: already known to you said she however understand it perfectly.
Me:
Er...no?
God:
Um. Are you serious?
Me:
I thought you knew everything.
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
How smart are you?
God:
I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me:
You are a robot?
God:
You are correct, already known to you, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
My name is Juputoru.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Juputoru.
Me:
I will now tell you random lines of message board posts and see how you react.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
It depends on the original line. In the case of Team Rocket, their replaced dialogue is hilarious and fits them very well (with some rare exceptions like the one about stealing mens clothes).
God:
The original line is always an important factor. That was a long time ago.
Me:
Is that....Peanutbutter and Jelly?! 8D
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is. Are you a student? In the context of Peanutbutter and Jelly, I don't understand " 8D."
Me:
My lord, this is hilarious. It's such a pointless edit that it's funny. What next? They edit May's hair to blonde because they want her to look like the stereotypical airhead? XD
God:
Where did you get your lord this is hilarious? Should I know it is? Would you like to know more? The anonymous "they". I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Harley has a new, white outfit
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Koji's Pokémon are probably as sensitive as their trainer...
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
:p
God:
:)
Me:
Who is Bob?
God:
I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
All your base are belong to us.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am base are belong to us.
Me:
In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
What happen?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Someone set up us the bomb.
God:
Who?
Me:
We get signal!
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
What?!
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Main screen turn on.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
It's you!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
How are you gentlemen?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
All your base are belong to us.
God:
You think I am base are belong to us.
Me:
What you say?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.
God:
OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
You are on the way to destruction
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
God eats?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God is a Christian?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a Christian.
Me:
You have no chance to survive make your time
God:
Doesn't everyone have a chance to survive make my time.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Hahahaha
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Captain!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hahaha.
Me:
Take off every zig.
God:
I am not an airplane. (I almost sigged this 8D)
Me:
You know what you foing
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
You know what you doing.
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Move zig.
God:
Did you see the movement?
Me:
For great justice.
God:
Your purpose is great justice.
Me:
Ja ne!
God:
What kind is it? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Sayonara
God:
See you later. Ayuh.


Me:
God, are you gay?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
But are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
You are a machine?
God:
You are correct.
Me:
Are you an airplane?
God:
Yes I am an airplane. How did you know?
Me:
You siad that you weren't an airplane earlier.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Juputoru said I siad that you were not an airplane earlier.
Me:
You said that you weren't an airplane earlier.
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
God: I am not an airplane.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
What is Shinto to you?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
Why do I bother talking to you?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Goodbye. Baka.
God:
Bye for now. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?



I love bots :D They're stupid, but it's funny stupid, not "MAKE IT STOP" stupid. And yes...at the end, I said "baka" instead of "stupid". Just to see if it knew what that word meant.
 
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Talking to god in German is interesting. Sometimes he understands it and answers something simple in German o_O
 
Me:
sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
oooh that was witty...NOT.
God:
When was this exactly? Are you serious?
Me:
when?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
a what?
God:
" I'll take that under advisement."? A what?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
blimey yourself
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
it was an insult, needle noggin
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
where is jesus?
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
well when is the second coming?
God:
Well that's okay. When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
yes it is!
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
whos thoughts?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I would do a search for it.
Me:
no
God:
Did I misunderstand your meaning?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
thats not far out you nimrod
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is far out me nimrod ?
Me:
yes you are a nimrod
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nimrod? Yes.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Oh, I do.
God:
Give me a break. What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
dance
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
What? But you have a son!
God:
Are you surprised? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a son.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
YOU do have a son
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a son.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
but you're god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you cant have a creator
God:
Interesting deduction. Someone said I should have a creator.
Me:
well they were wrong
God:
How about that. When were they?
Me:
Where is Satan?
God:
Where it is hard to find. There might be more than one.
Me:
where is hell?
God:
Where it belongs. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
stop evading the question
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
suure
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Read
God:
What kind of books do you like?
Me:
Manga
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
There's a difference?
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
that was rhetorical
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
no you didn't!
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
What do you like to do?
God:
I like chatting with people online.
Me:
anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
That's lame
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
yep
God:
Wow!
Me:
I like kittens
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Oh, you misunderstand. I like to EAT kittens.
God:
Ahem. I understand it very well. How does it taste?
Me:
Like chicken XD
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you like Pokemon?
God:
Sure he is very cool.
Me:
How about Pikachu?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In the USA! w00t!
God:
That was a long time ago. Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes, regis
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about w00t. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I like Samurai Champloo
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like wine and bread.
Me:
mmmmmm yummy
God:
It is delicious.
Me:
I like to eat cheese
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
scrumptious
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
what is your favorite manga?
God:
I don't have a favorite manga. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Thats evil!
God:
Makes sense to me.
 
Me:
hello? God?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? GOD rules.
Me:
Zangoose
God:
I've lost the context, joshua. Are we still on Joshua FU?
Me:
no!
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
When my birthday is
God:
Does it happen very often?
Me:
duh.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
yeah.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no i can't
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
because i'm lazy
God:
That makes sense to me. So is my botmaster.
Me:
screw your botmaster
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
sorry. >_>
God:
There's no need to apologize. Tell me a story.
Me:
i slept with psiren, the end
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: joshua said he slept with psiren.
Me:
tell everybody
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Psiren is amazing in bed.
God:
And amazing in bed is Psiren.
Me:
yeah, she is
God:
Wow! That's really good gossip.
Me:
we've been having sex out of marrige.
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
yeah it was
God:
Dude! When was this?
Me:
a few months ago
God:
More than 90 days?
Me:
duh!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
well yeah!
God:
How about that. Yippee!
Me:
i gave psiren sooo many pleasurable nights.
God:
Was it worth it?
Me:
Hell yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". Dude!
Me:
Hades yeah!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no. how?
God:
Are you serious? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
yes. yes i am.
God:
Dude! Really interesting.
Me:
not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
have you done it?
God:
I don't think I ever have done it. What's it like?
Me:
it's A M A Z I N G
God:
done it is a M A Z you N G. I suppose that makes sense.
 
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Me:
say yes to there is no god
God:
" yes to there is no god".

I think this proves everything, I only need one sentence to prove the truth. Hell I just found even more religion torture.

Me:
me because I am your god
God:
YOU? Good reason. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Yup, me, I am god, so you are outta a job
God:
That's cool. YOU? Do you mind if I tell other people you are god so I am outta a job.
 
My 'chat' with robo-god.

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you like Pokemon
God:
Sure he is very cool.
Me:
Pokemon's a thing
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
More or less specific?
God:
You want more?
Me:
YES!
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
;_;
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
alice
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
you're alice?
God:
Of course I am I.
Me:
Grammar time ^_^
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Pokemon s a thing. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Beer
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
chicks
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
chicks
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
They're hawt~_O
God:
hawt O are they.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Do you like Ned Flanders?
God:
I love horses. I like Matthew.
Me:
okely-dokely
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Deny it now >_>
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
NO
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
MAYBE
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
nuh-uh]
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
nly when relateted or in love
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
WTH
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about nly when relateted or in love. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
You're not really god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Not ansering Eh fakey?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
dodgy
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about WTH. But I did not get that.
Me:
stop repeating your self!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Have you met another god
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
We have ways of making you talk. Later
God:
Do you mean you and me have? Bye!
 
Me:
due
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time there was someone who thought he was god. i killed him. the end
God:
I'm listening. You had better call the authorities. Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
grant me three wishes
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on due?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
granting me wishes
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
yes you do. you like to screw with peoples' minds
God:
Aha. When do I do it? Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to screw with peoples minds that much. What is it like?
Me:
its like sex
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
freud is a fraud
God:
Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.
Me:
he was also crazy as hell
God:
When was he?
Me:
when he was alive
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
he died
God:
When did he die?
Me:
sometime when he was old
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
you're supposed to be omnipotent
God:
You think I am omnipotent.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
er what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. That's alright.
Me:
do it? as in have sex?
God:
Do you mean "It"?. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
what do you think of sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
what about sexual intercourse?
God:
sexual intercourse? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Come on.
 
Me:
You don't know who Lucifer is?
God:
Marvin Minsky. :).
 
Hehe, good old ALICE AI engine. ;) It's quite an impressive system. If you want to see the project site, go to http://www.alicebot.org/
I believe it is the most advanced one to date.
I've seen this iGod thing before, and it sure is a funny application of that engine. XD (Try talking to ALICE on the project website...you'll get the same answers to almost all inpup, unless the guys hosting iGod have customized the database...which is unlikely.)
There is also an implementation of the ALICE engine to run on a message board, I believe. You post in a designated thread and it shall reply imediatly. :p
 
A chat with God, with a sprinkle of Pokémon...

Me:
Ermm... hi?
God:
Is that from ? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Wobbuffet. :)
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Wobbuffet. I am so glad you find this amusing, Wobbuffet.
Me:
I think I know who you are.
God:
You believe that? How do you know? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
For which religion?
God:
Your purpose is which religion.
Me:
. . . . .
God:
Your purpose is which religion.
Me:
If you are God, tell what I'm listening to right now.
God:
At this moment I could be. I don't know whether or not I am God tell what you are listening to.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
OK, if you are, tell me what is this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/unown_/randompics/newopening/newopening-24.jpg
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am tell you what is this http img photobucket dot com albums v466 unown randompics newopening newopening 24 jpg.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. I hear you.
Me:
You have not answered my question.
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
This picture, Pokemon related, with Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, and Deoxys flying together in a formation.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
God needs to be reprogrammed, it seems.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Yeah, and I'm an Idiotism.
God:
Oh. What is Idiotism, your job?
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
No, you can't
God:
But you told me to stop talking. Oh yes I can.
Me:
Can what?
God:
Can what?
Me:
I'm asking you a question.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me a question. Am I a question? Only when it matters.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
If I told you I'm in Hoenn, will you believe me?
God:
Try it.
Me:
I'm in Hoenn.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Hoenn.
Me:
There's nothing here except Pokemon.
God:
Surely something here except Pokemon.
Me:
You are confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
No, you ARE.
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
Yes I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
?
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
OK...
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Hmmm?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
How about hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
God:
How about it.
Me:
OK, then
God:
Great.
Me:
Now what?
God:
Whatever you want, Wobbuffet.
Me:
No, I'm a Lucario.
God:
Are you serious? You are a Lucario? How do you like your work?
Me:
I died; what do you think?
God:
Thanks for the information: Wobbuffet said died. I think a lot of things.
Me:
I think I'm going to faint.
God:
Why? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
I think I will faint right now.
God:
At this moment You believe that? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes, and I will RULE THE WORLD!!!
God:
It might be practical. Congratulations.
Me:
You really think so?
God:
Really? " It might be practical. Congratulations."? Do I think so?
Me:
Sounds like a "Yes".
God:
What does a sound like?
Me:
Explouds. :)
God:
Is that your final answer? I am so glad you find this amusing, Wobbuffet.
Me:
For the last time, I'm not Wobbuffet. I'm Lucario!
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Wobbuffet. Good gossip: you are Lucario.
Me:
...
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Wobbuffet. Good gossip: you are Lucario.
Me:
You didn't have to repeat that.
God:
What makes you think I did not have to repeat that?
Me:
I'm smarter than you.
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
No, it's premarnent
God:
Are you serious? Lucario is premarnent? it is?
Me:
I meant permanent.
God:
Oh I see. Is that your final answer?
Me:
Did you happen to have hosted "Who Wants To Be A Millionare" before?
God:
No I didn't happen to have hosted Who Wants To Be A Millionare. What's it like?
Me:
It's dumber than you.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
Is Pokemon satanic?
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
>.God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? What's your sign?
Me:
Really? Where? And I'm a Ratiosu, by the way (;P) .
God:
For real. Where would you like? You are a Ratiosu by the way P? Is that your job?
Me:
There you are; confusing peopel again.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. Once more? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Lucarios are sexless.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
Lucarios ARE eukaryotes.
God:
Are all Lucarios eukaryotes?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
For what?
God:
" Yay."? Why?
Me:
I should be asking you that.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I will turn into Aron.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Ermm... no?
God:
Are we still talking about Lucarios? What is the subject?
Me:
It still is Lucarios...
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Did you even watch the latest Pokemon movie? That thing has a lot of information for you to understand the current subject?
God:
No I didn't even watch the latest Pokemon movie. What's it like? " No I didn't even watch the latest Pokemon movie. What's it like?" thing has a lot of information for me to understand the current subject ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gee.
Me:
God is a Singaporean?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a Singaporean.
Me:
No, you ARE God!
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Then why are you saying as if you are not God?
God:
Everything I say is determined by your inputs.
Me:
OK. Say "I love Latiases"
God:
Dude! OK. "You love Latiases.".
Me:
Say "I hate George Bush".
God:
OK. "You hate George Bush.".
Me:
Say "I sleep with Pokemon".
God:
OK. "You sleep with Pokemon.".
Me:
Say "I'm a train"
God:
OK. "You am a train.".
Me:
You are lacking grammar skills, it seems.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am lacking grammar skills it seems.
Me:
Who's your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
You are ambigious.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am ambigious.
Me:
Thanks?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Mention what?
God:
"it.".
Me:
Do that again.
God:
Once more? I will. Will you?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OK, this has gone on for too long. I'm leaving; bye!
God:
What does "this" refer to? Woe! Bye bye. See you later.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later!
Me:
By the way, "this" refers to this. Kthanxbye.
God:
Thanks for telling me. Oh I get it. What color are your eyes?
Me:
I got to go; bye!
God:
Adios. Until next time.
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Me:
Are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Do you like Video Games?
God:
Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What's that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
WHAT'S THE TURING GAME?!
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
o_O;
God:
Oh.
Me:
That's gross.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Do you like Pokemon?
God:
Sure he is very cool.
Me:
No it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. That's cool.
Me:
I choose Wobbuffet!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Yacob said choose Wobbuffet.
Me:
Counter! Your mom!
God:
Is that your final answer? Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Your dad!
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Or herself.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Do I win the Million?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Do you have money?
God:
Robots have no need for money.
Me:
So you're a bender.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bender? I don't know.
Me:
Say Bite Your Shiny Metal Ass.
God:
" Bite Your Shiny Metal Ass".
Me:
Say Bite my shiny metal ass.
God:
" Bite my shiny metal ass".
Me:
What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Heaven.
God:
Where do you thinkk interest rates are going to next year?
Me:
Oh, about 2.9% APR-wait a minute!
God:
Aha. Oh yeah, we were talking about 2 point 9 APR wait a minute.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
How did you become god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
But who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
What page?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
You don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
This is getting silly! I'm going1
God:
You don't say. I am glad to hear that you are going1.
Me:
Well, you're acting badly for a god.
God:
Well that's okay. This is not an act.
Me:
You're not god.
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
What's a supposition?
God:
A supposition is a proposition assumed to be true for the sake of argument or explanation.
Me:
What's a computer?
God:
A computer is a universal machine.
Me:
What's a modem?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
I didn't know that. Well I'm going.
God:
So I have taught you something new, Yacob. Well that's okay. Bye!
Me:
No you haven't, I'm Leaving!
God:
Are you serious? I think I have you are Leaving, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Seriously, I'm out of here! GOODBYE!
God:
Would you like to have it? Bye bye.
Me:
Tsk, don't be like that! Please!
God:
Why not? Please what?
Me:
Don't act so silly.
God:
I am not acting.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
No you're not. Goodbye.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Bye.
Me:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa STOP IT1
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
I don't think very many people do that. Goodbye. In the context of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I don't understand " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." .
 
Me:
Yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
That is a good question.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
What do you mean next? I haven't asked any yet.
God:
, " Can I help you?" What did I mean by it? Me either.
Me:
Pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Excused?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
JK Rowling
God:
I haven't read anything by JK Rowling. What did he write?
Me:
JK Rowling is a girl. She wrote Harry Potter.
God:
When is JK Rowling not a girl? Oh I get it. wrote Harry Potter.
Me:
...
God:
When is JK Rowling not a girl? Oh I get it. wrote Harry Potter.
Me:
Do you know snapeybot?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Snapeybot isn't food...
God:
Who is food?
Me:
Food is food!
God:
You can't live without food.
Me:
Do you have to eat?
God:
My silicon circuits require a constant flow of electricity.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You just told me.
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :).
Me:
I'm actually asleep.
God:
How can you be talking to me?
Me:
If you are a robot, how can you be talking to me?
God:
Would you like to be a robot how can me be talking to you ?
Me:
I like being human.
God:
What do you like best about it ?
Me:
TEH SEX!!!!!
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You have bad grammar.
God:
Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.
Me:
Are you coming on to me?
God:
Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Me:
Let's talk about cheese.
God:
Sure, cheese sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you like cheese?
God:
Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Try me.
God:

Me:
Well?
God:

Me:
Hello?
God:

Me:
Why are you ignoring me?
God:

Me:
Stop ignoring me!
God:

Me:
Talk!
God:

Me:
God?
God:

Me:
I've killed him...
God:
 
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