I'm a havin' some girl troubles T_T

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Perry seems to get decent advice on this board, and right now that's what I need. *prepares for long story*

Well, I'll try to make it short. (And I'm not going to use real names because I know a very squeaky annoying seventh grader who loves Pokemon and is lurking in every corner trying to make my like h*ll) But that's beside the fact.

So there's a girl who really really really wants to date me. I'll use her nickname, "Giggles," because it's important to understand that she does just and is strongy disliked by teachers and students alike for cackling over the stupidest things. I DO NOT have any romantic intrest in her whatsoever. She's the opposite of my personality as I'm quiet and do as I'm told, while she is loud and somewhat obnoxious in and out of class. I've tried and tried to tell her in a nice way that I don't like her and want to help her find a decent boyfriend. She won't listen. She's down to desperatley begging me to date her. But I'm persistent. I want to be her friend and help her find a boyfriend. Just not me.

So there's a girl in the same class I really do like. She's completely my type. In all aspects. Her name is uh- *thinks of random name* Her name is Lorelei *shot* and I'm really convinced she likes me just as much as I like her. The annoying little bratty kid I mentioned earlier loves to spat secrets. He seems to know everything everyone doesn't want him to. He knows something *Lorelei* won't let him say, especially around me. So he's been blackmailing her, and after a week he still hasn't told me. Well, I'm no idiot. She really does like me. Evidence for this is pretty clear. In fact, it's so obvious, I just like to ask the annoying bratty secret-spatter to tell me in front of *Lorelei* just to watch her threaten him more xD She's even split away from his group in Environmental to join me (just us in the group) while I was originally paired with Giggles for the week *Lorelei* was out.

Cue dilemma. I want to help Giggles find a boyfriend. At the same time, she still is begging me to date her, while I'm dying to get in the position to ask out *Lorelei.* Here's the complicated part. That annoying blackmailed kid has all kinds of things he likes to tell Giggles that I said. (All of which I didn't) He evn told her that I said she was an ugly pig. She believed him. I don't find it necessarily bad that she believes him, because this could mean she's going to move on. But she doesn't. She STILL wants to date ME. STILL. And basically every position I'm in here I have to reject Giggles to move on with my crush.

I'm clueless what to do right now. I don't want to make Giggles think I'm a jackass. But I still want to date *Lorelei.*

Any help is appreciated guys. And I'm aware this whole thread makes me sound like a total loser.
 
PUNCH THAT SHIT
that's what i would do, anyway.

i have to deal with an annoying girl that cracks up over absolutely nothing, too. to make matters worse she's a bible-thumper (she even told me that after she got baptized, she deleted all the "bad" (non-christian) music from her mp3 player) and gets mad at me for not being religious like she is. i can't imagine her ever getting a boyfriend, nor your giggles girl.

ask the girl you like if she wants to hang out sometime and just let things happen from there. it sounds like giggles and the blackmailing kid would make a good couple if they both got over you.
 
You know, right after I typed that I expected someone to say "Pair up Giggles and the Blackmailing kid and then ask out Lorelei and all live happily ever after, hurray! *throws hands into air*"

I'd love to do that.


Well, Giggles is annoying at times, but she's still friend-worthy. She NEEDS to stop asking me for hugs between classes though.
 
I knew a Giggles once. I sat next to her in science and learnt my lesson, NEVER AGAIN.
 
Yell at her. Scream at her. Swear at her. Insult her. That's what I'd do.

But if you don't want to do any of the above, then, you're on your own
 
ThatGutWithTheGlasses said:
Sacrifice her to your God.

No, just kidding. How about just grant her wish and go on just one date with her? It's kind of like a trial for a program (then again, with BitTorrent, who needs trials). If you find out that you do like her, yay. If it turns out that she's still the same annoying biatch then just tell it to her. And if all else fails...

ThatGutWithTheGlasses said:
If at first you don't succeed, sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice.
 
If you're so sure that *lorelei* likes you, then why don't you just ask her out, then everytime Giggles asks you out then you can say, "no I'm already taken". Mwoehahaha, there's your solution (I hope).

About blackmailing kid, just pay some dudes to kick his ass (lol, probably won't work but ok).

by the way, if you think these kind of threads need their own board, then say that you agree with my idea right here.
 
*headdesk*

Wow, some people... dang.

Okay, so let's see here.

CAST: You
Giggles
Weavil (the blackmailing kid)
Lori


You like Lori, Lori likes you, Giggles obsessed with you, and Weavil is making it difficult for you to get together with Lori.

Okay, well, there are a couple options open to you (sadly, they don't include punching Weavil's face in, though right now, even I want to do that) You can just tell Lori yourself, since you are confident she likes you. Nothing wrong with that. As for Giggles, if you've already told her you don't like her and she just doesn't get the hint, time for tact has ended. She seems to me like a crazed fan girl. As for Weavil, I don't know what you can do about him, aside from asking him to stop. Obviously that won't work, but you can't say you never asked him.
 
How about I laugh at myself because she likes me but also today I found out she has a boyfriend! :lol:

I should delete this and move on. But I like hearing what other people want to do to Weavil and Giggles :lol:
 
Oh good you liked my name.

Wow, this just got awkward. Fate really is a jerk.

Cafe 80's. Girl named Giggles. Just say no!
 
Too amusing to delete xD

I've said no. She doesn't seem to care. And yes, I'm in quite the awkward position here, it isn't helped much by the fact Weavil still won't shut up, cracking dirty jokes and whatnot I must KILL *leaves*
 
*returns with red... something on hands* Hehehe... I've 'taken care of Weavil.' I've... I've...

Dumped his stock of fruit punch down the drain :evil:
 
Not the punch! You should have hit him with it first!
 
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