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I'm ready for you, Brad! - Girlfriends and Boyfriends

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Have you had one? Were they utter rubbish? Would you like another? Anyone in mind? Did you appreciate the Lumpy Space Princess quote?
 
Yeah, I've been in a few. Four. Most of them were online relationships though, and most of them were... not very good. Permeating with being a stupid emotionally-stunted idiot who doesn't understand other people and other people not understanding me either, as well as various complicated circumstances at the time that I can't exactly recall. You tend not to be good with people when you spend most of your time alone.

Of course, I'm in one right now, and it's the only one that went into real life. This one resulted from hilariously complicated circumstances that make me giggle in hindsight. The most basic summary? We had a mutual friend who dated both of us, and spurned us both in various ways. Our pain and hatred for not only him, but other people not listening to us united us. It just seemed like the world was against us a lot. We are now married, and have lived together for nearly five years now. I can't see myself ever having eyes on another. (Of course, it's not just because we hate things together, although we do do that a lot. But we also have a lot in common, and our chemistry in real life is far superior to when we just talked online.)
 
I've had one, but I'm private so I won't say which. In hindsight, it was outrageously spontaneous and spurred only because they liked Blaziken and Ice King. As a younger me, online, I was ecstatic. But it quickly faded and the romance of the century was exceedingly abrupt. Haven't had one since, and my focus has been on real life people since then. I've got broad-minded tastes (no, that doesn't mean I like sheep and droopiness) and I tend to shy away from conventional good looks (who needs 'em), so yes, I fall in insane infatuation with strange individuals. This one person... a blue-eyed soul whose mouth spanned their entire face when they yawned... and then there was someone so positively angelic that they glowed and aughh I feel strange. Then there was this tall, thoroughly odd-looking person who caught my eye. And I saw them twice, so that's sort of fate. I'll probably marry them one day, if I don't end up marrying all of the Star Wars cast (platonic, of course) and move into the Big Blue House on Clancer.
I'm not deranged - I just have superb taste.

And I wouldn't mind one. Real life or online. Just someone to talk to, and vent all of my affection on because I have quite a lot. And to vent all of my toxicity and rage on, of course, because that's what they're for.
 
I had some dates when i were younger, the last was three years ago. But now I can't see myself falling again, even if i try i can't. Maybe i'm not so young so i don't get impressed easily? Dunno.

I wonder how some people change their dates how they change clothes, this is very weird, most of the time people bore me.
 
Years ago, I once did. She was my BFF, and then I got the courage to come out to her. She was the first person outside of my family/online I had ever done so to. Several months later we were together. But it didn't last too long. =( But I stupidly fell so hard, and it took me a while to move on. Only... for us to reconnect a few years after, and I fell all over again, and to make a long story short, it did not end well. We haven't talked in over two years.

...But after falling for her, I have really built up standards. Only one other individual has met those standards. I get the feeling I'm going to be single forever. lol
 
I've never really been in a long term relationship. But I recently did a little mental sporcle-esque challenge to try to remember all the women who I've slept/fooled around with and came up with 21. Thanks modern dating apps!

I probably would not have had that success without them to be honest. I can make myself look good and sexy naturally and take care of my body and hygiene, but I'm socially reserved and much better with one-on-one stuff than with people I meet in real life in group settings.
 
Never had a bf/gf. I used to have a massive crush on someone but I think I was a bit blinded by it, as the person proved themselves to be a massive jerk in the long run. When I eventually decided to break contact (which didn't happen in one day, I've spent 1 year trying to get away from them) I felt heart broken. They were my best friend, in addition to being the worst but strongest crush I've ever had.

Kinda didn't like the thought of ever getting into a relationship after that, but as I've slowly gotten over them I'm starting to think that it wouldn't be that bad after all, if I just managed to find someone who actually cares. I like the idea of having that one person you just have a special connection with. It feels a bit out of reach but I'm sure it could happen.
 
I've... had a few "long"-term relationships. Three that lasted just over a year. They all cheated on me and I eventually swore off dating and was a happy bachelor for many years.

And then my current SO came along and magically changed my mind and we've been together for about seven years now and are planning on getting married. *shrugs* You never know what life is gonna throw at you.
 
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