In-Game Jokes

[Inon]

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First, I want to say sorry is this thread already exist, but I searched in the first 10 pages of the Videogames section, and searched for "Jokes", "Pokemon Jokes" and "in-game Jokes" and nothing came out.

Ok, there are jokes in Pokémon games, most of them are childish and stupid, but some of them can give you a laugh, these are my favorites:

In DPPt, there's a Policeman who say he's thirsty, no roadblock, he's just thirsty.
In HGSS, when Prof Oak gives you your Kanto Starter, he says something like this:

You have to take care of your Pokémon, and you have to catch other Pokémon and you have to cross routes to get to other towns and you have to battle other trai... Wait! You know that, Don't you?

Remember that this thread is for things that ARE jokes, not things that are funny, so Shorts Boy, Joey, "Dropped my Balls", and similar are not allowed.

 

[Link of Hyrule]

I always thought the old man in Viridian City in G/S and HG/SS was pretty funny. Since he was the same guy from R/G/B and FR/LG.

 

[pikachu200]

I found the guy in Pewter Gym to be a bit funny lol "Your hot but not as hot as Brock!" I don't find it disturbing I find it hilarious

 

[Gligar13]

"I learned karate from the internet". Trainer in dp.
Another one: "MY POKEMON IS FIGHT!"

 

[Tsurugi]

I believe that this thread is is basically the same as this one.

 

[Lee-Ann]

Yeah, but, that's in a whole different section, y'know? And it's kinda dead...

 

[SaffronGamer]

the old man in vermillion city whom is bankrupt in G/S/C and HG SS.
is the same old man from vermillion city in R/B/Y and firered/leafgreen
that is rich.

 

[Kavidun]

the old man in vermillion city whom is bankrupt in G/S/C and HG SS.
is the same old man from vermillion city in R/B/Y and firered/leafgreen
that is rich.

He could have spent it all?

 

[Ruizu1990]

Cosmic energy for the win!
P-o-k-e-accent-b-a-l-l-s
There's another trainer who calls you a n00b, I think it's in the Canalave gym

 

[Phloop]

What about the running gag of trainers being obsessed with shorts? Playing HG, one kid said something in the line of "Don't mess with my Shorts!" and I'm pretty sure he's in the exact same spot as the kid in the original games who "only wears shorts".

I always find it funny when your rival tells you, after you leave his 'mons in a steaming pile of pain, that "you should train a bit more".

 

[Lurking]

When you're talking to Steven Stone in Heart Gold/ Soul Silver, he says something along the lines of:
"All of the strong trainers I've fought look the same"
or something, referring to the fact that all of the trainers in R/S/E look the same (either May or Brendan)

 

[Inon]

When you're talking to Steven Stone in Heart Gold/ Soul Silver, he says something along the lines of:
"All of the strong trainers I've fought look the same"
or something, referring to the fact that all of the trainers in R/S/E look the same (either May or Brendan)

Umm, I think he means that they all wear some kind of head-gear and are about 11-14. :S

 

[HerbieHero]

The "Why so serious?" in HG/SS. I can't remember the last time an in-joke in a video game made me that happy.

 

[Wafflegurl]

I was battling Brock and

"Ah ha ha ha! It itches, it itches!"

I lol'd and lol'd and lol'd.

 

[pikachu200]

Cosmic energy for the win!
P-o-k-e-accent-b-a-l-l-s
There's another trainer who calls you a n00b, I think it's in the Canalave gym

Actually you're thinking of Oreburgh City in Diamond/Pearl in Platinum they made him more nicer lol

 

[Venom]

well LOL when I showed Oak my completed pokedex in LeafGreen and he did a little jig.

 

[Shiny Noctowl]

"Pokémon fight! Ready, go!"
"Hit me with your best shot!" (loses) "Fired away!"
"I'm a ramblin', gamblin' dude!"
"Want to be a winner is you?"
"Why so serious?"
"We'll KNOCK YOU DOWN!"
"My Pokémon Is Fight!"
"Never give up, never surrender!"

 

[RizardonAlmighty]

Many probably won't agree that this was funny, but there was a black belt in Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum who says something like;
"They say I have the strength of a man and the heart of a child."
When you beat him he says
"Oh, boo! Boo! This stinks! I'm not talking to you!"
Well, at least I got a kick out of it. And that's all that matters. Mmmih.

 

[Link of Hyrule]

"Want to be a winner is you?"

Dude, Earl's Academy is win, especially Earl himself.

 

[SHADE 45]

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