Inside Jokes you use

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Describe inside jokes you use.

Well, it's not really an inside joke as most people get it but on these forums I go on in their universe I am my friend Uniju's second son due to our nearly identical personalities, and his sixth wife, and his maid.

There's even a website about the users. Just look at my (extremely short) article here.
 
Inside jokes are only for cool people.
 
I guess I have some with my brother. And some with my friends, but I can't remember any now.
 
Me and my Bestie whenever we see each other we put both hands high in the air and wave them up and down, shouting Heeeeellooooooo!!!
 
I think everyone has a ton, they just don't realize it's an inside joke until it doesn't translate to another person.

Most of mine are too complicated/you-had-to-be-there to explain, but there's one my sister and I have. When Charlie's Angels (the 2000 one) came out, we watched it a million times. At one point in the movie, one of the angels shouts loudly and out of nowhere, "Damn you, Salazar!"

So when something horrible happens, we would always shout "Damn you, Salazar!", shaking our fists at the sky. We still do it now and then, but seeing how it's been nearly ten years since that was born, well. XD
 
I say something strange or nerdy, Mom says, "Go outside."

It originated from watching Galaxy Quest.
 
Everyone knows the "in my pants" game ~ where you add "in my pants" to a stop sign.

Well, we came up with another one ~ "in a thong." Add it to the end of a quote -

JFK said:
Think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country in a thong.

And it becomes hilarious.
 
I use a few around here. The Magikarp Salesman between Grave-E, ashfangirl and me, and I guess Missingno.'s cat Ricco might count. It's just... Ricco's existence that is funny.

Also, there are multiple dirty Legend of Zelda jokes between my friend and me. Do NOT open these spoilers. They will haunt you.

Me: "And them after Bongo Bongo attacks Link, it just goes into a cutscene of Sheik nursing Link back to hea-"
Him: "YOU'RE FULL OF LON-LON MILK!!!"
Me: "... .... Shuddup."
^ That there is the worst offender

Him: "Bit really, what WOULD a Wind Waker Sheik look like?"
Me: "Stupid. Like a MySim. Link would kill himself."
Him: "He'd go strip in Gerudo Valley."

And some innocent ones

Me: "Ingo."
Him: "Luigi."
Me: "Flat the Poe."
Him: "Luigi."
Me: "Talon."
Him: "Mario."
Me: "Sharp the Poe."
Him: "Mario."
Me: "Bongo-Bongo."
Him: "Eyerok."
Me: "Malon's broach."
Him: "Bowser."
Me: "Zelda."
Him: "Peach."
Me: "Malon."
Him: "Daisy."
Me: "Sheik."
Him: "I don't know what you're talking about."
 
I have a couple. One of them is "melamine"; me and a friend will just randomly say this. The whole thing started right after the big pet food scandal from a couple of years ago. Another one is "I'm sorry, God. Please don't send me to hell!" I say that if I've said something really crazy.

Yeah, me and my friends are weird.
 
Let's see... there's "Pink lout!" (heh-heh, my friend shouted that in her sleep).
 
"Verbose" is something I say to my ex-boyfriend when we say something similar/same at almost the same time.
originated from when he used verbose in Hangman over MSN doodle feature. it was the word of the day on some dictionary website at the time, and I'd already seen it when I was hunting for words when I was the one thinking up the word. the hangman thing was seven letters and the hint was 'too much' or something, so I just guessed verbose, and he asked how I knew. I just told him I saw what he did there with the word of the day.
 
******incert Ness here*

I joke around about it with my friends all the time, only on AIM, though. XD Everytime one of us say's a word with 'Ness' at the end, Ness from Earthbound/MOTHER/MOTHER 2/Smash Brothers games has a chance of randomly popping up and attacking the said person who called his name. o_0; Yea...it's a bit of a sick joke, but, pah, we still have fun with it, anyways. lol This is what you ment by inside jokes, right? 0.o

I think I had others, too, but I can't think of them at the moment..lol
 
If I explained them, they wouldn't be inside anymore would they.
 
"In a garbage disposal!"
"ALFALFA."
"We need an outside joke."
"KEEL DA GOOGLE!"

I have much more, but these are the only ones I can think of right now.
 
"Bang bang bang" with my mate from school. On here, the Chandelier Turtle waiting to be revealed for BW.
 
Untranslatable in English (read: word games). Lots of them. And even if I could translate them, I can't actually describe them. Too crazy.
 
Most of the ones I have with a certain friend are just totally irrelevant and odd comments. There are a few standard ones: e.g. saying "ei kannata" (not worth it) to pretty much anything, or appending "kk @" to the other's last post (chaining is possible, so it can become "kk @ kk @ kk @ kk @ lol").
 
She can read lips you know!

A douchy high school lunch monitor told us "I CAN READ LIPS YA KNOW!" when she though we were talking about less than savory things. Now, we get all quiet and whisper this when she walks by.
 
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