Insults via Idioms

[Caprizant]

Insult something posted by the user above using a common saying, catchphrase, meme, etc. You're allowed (and encouraged) to twist the original saying to fit the insult.

Examples:

Edward Cullen.

All that glitters is not gold.

Humpty Dumpty.

He cracks me up.

The Grim Reaper.

What a rag and bone man.

Harry Houdini.

You do not have to use people. You can insult objects, places, etc. Anything that will keep the game rolling is fair game.

Please do not take any of this seriously if something insulted is important to you, or even is you. Please abide by all forum rules.

That being said, I'll get the ball rolling!

The internet.

 

[DracoMan]

Megabyte me!

Paris Hilton.

 

[Pain Split]

She can haz too many cheezburgers, and gets fat.

Team Rocket.

 

[Caprizant]

They're no rocket scientists.

Mario.