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EVERYONE: It's a Mistycal Life

Karamazov

Karamazov

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I recently found an old journal with a Pokemon fanfic I wrote when I was about 6. You can tell this was during my “I hate Ash” phase, when Misty was my favorite character. I cleaned up a bit of the grammar and spelling, but I kept some in because they were funny to me. This is the first page and a half of a 7 page fic. Everyone said to post it here, so yeah.

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Once upon a time, there lived in a tower, was Misty. She had orange red hair in a ribbon, and she wore a princess dress. She ruled the tower as the princess.
Ash was there, begging princess Misty to have mercy. He was a bad trainer and lost, therefore he had to be punished. “please Misty,” groaned Ash. “Those are my Pokemon! I need them! To win the Pokemon leage!”
“Be quiet! Or else I’ll leave you with just your disobediant Charizard!” commanded Misty.
“Awwww!” groaned Ash.
“There there,” said Brock to Ash. “You can stay outside and be Mitsy’s gester!”
“You will stay outside,” said princess Misty. “I will watch you from the towel window.”
And so Misty and her parents Jesseye and James brought their daughter to the tower. RThey watched Ash juggle his poke balls and drop them and they cackled and they through tomatoes at him.
“I will win the Pokemon!” cackled Misty. “Now that you’re Pokemon are mine, I will win the leage.”
Charizard roared and hugged Misty because he liked her more than he liked Ash because he was a bad trainer. Hahaha. Misty cackled at Ash again.
Misty and her parents want to the leage. Ash couldn’t go because he was a loser and everyone hated him. So he died.
Misty won the leage. She met Richy and punched him in the nuts and had Charizard barbie Q him. Richy was sad and yelled at her. but everyone in the stadium laughed. Richy ran away sad. Misty went on to beat a Rhyhorn with Starmie and Ponyta, and she won against Gary with Charizard.
When she returned to her tower Ash was trying to break in!
“Hey you!” yelled Misty. “Stop!”
“No!” Ash said. “I want to go in!”
“You can’t! I will stop you, Ash Ketchum!”
“Okay…….”
 
I LOVE THIS. Though please tell me you didn't write the "nuts" part when you were six.
 
Yes. The best fanfic ever is now posted. Watch as it reduces everything else to peasantry.
 
This is what I assume to be the next part or a sequel story. I think this was meant to be a different story, but 6-year-old!me wanted it to be part of the Princess Misty canon. So I'll treat it as a continuation. The writing's a lot clearer this time around, so I'll keep the spelling.
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Chapter 1
The Jorny Starts

As Misty and her friends went hiking, Psyduck found an Orb, Misty swiped it so he won't eat it. Misty saw two elfs coming to them. Misty knew they were her other friends.

[There's a picture of two...things falling off a cliff, I think? They're holding Canadian flags. There's a hole in the ground with a sign that says "dugby Sifle" I think?"]

After they all talked they decided to get all the other Oblise Orbs. exeped Psyduck who wanted to play with the elf boy Eldom Showed them his map. Misty grined curiusly at the map wondering what kind of map it is. all of the sudden in the elf grasses Shot a blue light, reveling were the next orb is.

[Pictured: I don't even fucking know. It's a mess. It's some sort of map, and there's tower with an eye, so I think I'd just discovered Lord of the Rings at the time.]
 
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Nobody move! My brain just exploded and I need to collect the parts.

Oh and by the way, best read ever, even though my brain doesn't agree with me.
 
Since I'm counting this as part of the Princess Misty canon, I'll say the original part was a prequel.
Chapter 2
The Elf King


Princess Misty and her friends ran to the Elf grasses, but Misty fell into a hole wich appeared in the road. Misty disapeard from site and so did the hole.


[Picture: Misty in witch clothing, falling down a hole while holding an Orb, I think. Some lady with long hair is screaming.]


When misty landed she saw a light though golden doors. Ploom was going through the doors when a gard chalenged her to a battle. The battle raged on with Misty losing. So Horsea jumped on the elf guard's face.


[Pictured: Horsea on a man's face, with wings or doors flying around them.]


When Misty opened the door she met the elf king. The elf king Grandelf already knew about the princess so he gave the princess his orb. Grandelf Decided to join with her to save earth. Grandelf and Misty took the secret elf tunnel behing a chair to Misty's friends.

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Sorry. Next chapter is longer and (imo) funnier.
 
Chapter 3
the water Duel


As they were all together, they soon ended up in Kawa Waters. When Misty looked in the water a creater called Kawa (the Kawa water monster) grabbed Misty underwater. Somehow Misty could breathe underwater today. Misty got curiuse about it and wondered why. Ka wa soon chalenged her to a duel.


[Pictured: a scared Misty going up against a thing that looks like a derpy Scizor with fingernails.]


At first Misty's Pokemon got beaten up so much that her cape fell off. She was bleeding well almost. Misty twirled around creating a twister, then Misty tossed the twister at Kawa. Then Kawa fell on his hidden orb floated to Misty.


[Pictured: an Orb floating towards a spinning Misty. I don't think this place was even on the map.]


When Misty swimed up she ha to beat amulet (?) octopuse. Misty won of course. When Misty got out of the water Milo bandged her up.


[Pictured: some girl with really long arms thinking of something?]
 
Chapter 4
Milo's secret


As they walked on, they all decided to go to fire rock (a firery place wher an orb was.) The twins Amy and Andy danced along the road singing: lord or the orbs lord of the orbs i-i-is Mis-sis-ty Mis-sis-ty lalala lala, la. forget about rings lord of ring ding dinaling . Then they screamed becuse they were falling on rocky spikes because Togepy tackled them.


[Pictured: the midgets from earlier falling on a bunch of spikey hills? They're sort of happy. This time they don't have flags. Two elves in cloaks are next to each other.]


They cheked the map to see wher they are. They discovered ther now in sunset beach.


[Pictured: a map that looks completely different from the one shown earlier. I think I see a Pokemon Gym or something. There's a dragon on the map.]


That night Misty and Milo were talking then Milo laghed for Misty*, Misy was shocked. Misty was angry and laughed at him.


[* "laghed for" is scribbled over "kissed." I think Milo was intended to be a love interest for Misty.]
[Pictured: Grandelf sleeping in folded wings? There's also a heart with two elves in it; the twins are piled up like bricks; a snoring cloud; Misty and the long-haired chick (who I assume is supposed to be Milo) are kissing or something?]
 
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