TEEN: - Ongoing It's one of those days...* chapter 1* Part 1/2

[MC Karkat]

*Part-1*

Nameerek Gregorio

Age:36

Occupation:Clerk
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"Damn, what do you think it is?" Joey asked Derek "I don't know and I sure as hell do NOT want to find out." Derek responded "We should return to that crash sight, dude." "So someone else can take credit for OUR discovery!?!" Joey gasped "I don't think so!"

"You already know that military is gonna be on our asses about this, eh... 'thing'!" Derek reminded Joey "You've a point there, but whats the worst that can happen?" Joey responded "They can KILL us on sight, remember..." Derek sighed "All over a weird rock?" Joey said, sounding quite confused "Yeah, the military goes nuts about secrets being threatened. I've seen the movies." Derek explained "So have I." Joey reminded him.

*Knock, knock*

"Derek Gregorio and Joseph Williams, surrender your selves to questioning, we want to know how you found the item that you currently possess." Solider asked as he knocked on the front door.

"Their here.." Joey panicked "Derek, you take the stone and run!" Joey picked up the rock and handed it to Derek "What in the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?" Derek asked "Take it, and run." Joey told Derek "I'll catch up with you later."

"Okay, if you say so." Derek sighed "Quick, take the route that goes through the basement!" Joey pointed towards the basement door "Sounds good.." Derek responded as he ran to the basement door opened, ran through and shut it behind him "Time to get the hell out of here." Derek told himself as he ran towards the door on the other side.

*Crash!*

"There goes the-"

*Bang, bang, bang, bang!!!*

"Oh shit.." Derek went pale as he swung the door open and ran outside "Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!" Derek tossed the rock over the fence "if they find me, I'm dead meat.." Derek thought to him self as he climbed over the fence and fell right into and dumpster.

"Let's go, now!" Derek heard as a car went crashing through the fence and stopped next to the dumpster "Joey?" Derek sounded surprised "The one and only." Joey proudly said "Now get in quickly." Joey told Derek.

"I know, I know." Derek said as he picked up the rock and climbed out of the dumpster and and opened the car door and jumped in.

"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!" A solider shouted as he shoot at Derek.

"Ow!!" A bullet had hit Derek in the ear "Go!!" Derek shouted as he slammed the car door shut and ducked down "Couldn't said any better my self." Joey said as he slammed his foot on to the gas and drove straight out of the ally.

"How do you feel about Canada?" Joey asked Derek "It's cold, but I'm fine with that, why you askin'?" Derek responded "That's where we're going, duh." Joey chuckled "Dude, we live in Boise, Idaho.. That's kinda far from Canada." Derek reminded Joey "Oh, you have a better plan?" Joey asked Derek.

"Not really..." Derek groaned "This is gonna be a long trip." Derek sighed as the car bolted right out of the neighborhood.

 

[MC Karkat]

Part 2:Road Rage

Joey was driving out of town while doing 90 mph.

"Don't you think we're going just a little too fast?" Derek asked Joey in a concerned tone "Nah, so far, we're actually making great time for simply driving to Canada." Joey responded "While on the run from the government might I add!" Derek reminded Joey.

"Oh yeah, almost forgot, how did you get out of the house anyways?" Derek asked "Well, you see.... As soon as solider kicked the door, I ran for the backdoor, but I was spotted- Next thing I know their trying blow my head off, so I have run into the dinning room- Just barely missing the bullets, I grab my two glock's, run into garage, get into the car and I drive- right through the fence." Joey explained to Derek.

"Wait.... Do I hear a Helicopter?" Derek sadly, failed to hear Joey's story "Hey, that's a military chopper!" Joey shouted "We gotta go through a route that makes it so th-"

*Rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!!!*

Gun fire sprayed from the chopper as Joey pulled one of the glock's "Use this!" Joey told Derek "YOU BROUGHT GUNS WITH YOU!!?!!" Derek screamed in terror "GREAT, NOW THEIR GONNA THINK WE'RE TERRORIST'S!!" "Dude, terrorist's have bombs and sub machine guns or shotguns." Joey pointed out "Now get shooting." Joey shoved the gun into Derek's hand "Fine, fine..." Derek took the gun "If I miss, don't surprised.." Derek rolled the window down "Here goes nothing..." Derek sighed as he aimed the gun out the window and shot a single bullet at the chopper.

*KA-BOOM!!!*

"Holy shit!" Derek shouted as the helicopter exploded into a giant ball of fire "How- But- I only shot one bullet!" Derek gasped "They must have left the gas cap open.."

*Bang!*

A sniper hiding in a near by tree blew a wheel clean off of Joey's car.

"OH CRAAAAAAAA-" Derek and Joey screamed as the swerved off of the road and into the woods.

"Heh, heh, heh- Got 'em..." The sniper chuckled "Let's get home, then." A Solider said "What about the rock?" The sniper asked "It was most likely destroyed during the 'accident'." The solider grinned.