King of the hill

[HunterOfDino]

hi,this is a game that i play on a different website.
Example:i walk onto the hill.

person 2:says how the next player off the hill to claim it for themselves.example: blows you off with shotgun.
then they say my hill.
you can use any method to do this, like mailing someone else to a staple factory or anything else like that.


Ok lets start.
i walk on to the empty hill. my hill.

 

[The Golden Tyranitar]

*Snaps neck,Sam Fisher style* "My Hill."

 

[Mijzelffan]

question. Can we eventually change the location?
anyway:
throws food. "Go get it, go get it golden tyranitar. Yes good boy, go get it!" My hill now biatches

 

[HunterOfDino]

uses mega punch and sends you blasting off again!
my heel now!

 

[Mijzelffan]

yeah, while being blasted off is a great opportunity to FALCON KICK!

Yeah, now it's my hill again.

(but seriously, can we change the location after a while? Just a hill the whole time is pretty boring)

 

[Dewgong Reign]

Spoiler

*Throws cats at Jasper's face*

My hill.

 

[The REAL Dialga]

*Slits Dewgong's throat with a Katana* 私の丘(My hill in Japanese)

 

[HunterOfDino]

(but seriously, can we change the location after a while? Just a hill the whole time is pretty boring)

ok if the hill gets destroyed by a bomb or something,you can find a new location.

anyway,snipes off the hill.
my hill

 

[Princess Viola]

I throw rocks at you and you tumble off the hill.

Hill get!

 

[HunterOfDino]

sends rampaging tauros to whisk you off the hill.
my eroded hill

 

[TPJerematic]

I falcon punch the hill back together and knock raikouben into the sun

mah hill

 

[Mijzelffan]

gives you the link to some Gardevoir porn. Knowing you can't resist, you'll go an internet café and the hill, is now mine of course.

 

[TPJerematic]

finds out it was male garde pornz ... wait NO I DIDN@T LOOK AT THE LINK ANYWAY.


Bombs the hill, and by extension Mijzelffan, with Cypher's F-15

my hill ... and my garde pornz *selfhuggle and squee*

 

[The REAL Dialga]

*Reverses time to Put the hill back together.*

My Hill

 

[Mijzelffan]

thanks to the time reverse I now have time to train those cats Dewgong threw at me. Attack my army of cats!

Spoiler

Sorry guys, my hill now. And it's gonna take soemthing extremely powerfull to scare my cats away >:], so good luck.

 

[The REAL Dialga]

Oh Really? *Blows a strange Dog Whistle* Wait for it... *Army of Dogs dressed in Spartan outfits Arrive* Chief Dog:THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Dogs and Cats Fight to the death* My dogs win! THIS IS MY HILLLLLLL!

 

[Mijzelffan]

yeah well, those were holograms. My real cats all fleed. But the hill is pretty plain. *Grabs a helicopter, ties a hook to a villa, flies to the hill and drops a villa on it*. Crush. TheRealDialga was crushed. Plus the hill now has a villa on it, admit that that's awesome.

My Villa.

 

[TPJerematic]

I hijack your internet and flood every screen with Rule 34 on EVERY pokemon ... yes including Relicanth. ^ runs out of the villa crying about his childhood.

i cut off the internets after saving what i want

My hill and villa

 

[HunterOfDino]

points laser in eye and blinds you.
you run around crazily and hit a door knocking yourself out.
i dispose of you.
my villa

 

[Ho-oh]

I send a nuclear cruise missile at the hill.

We all move to Mt. Everest.

My mountain.