Last Post Wins Version 22: Channel 4 News Team Assemble!

[Maniacal Engineer]

Greetings one and all, and welcome to yet another exciting version of the Last Post Wins thread!

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Now, before we begin, I would like to congratulate the winner of the previous version, @Pika_pika42, who was able to out bluff all of the other players and cashed in big time.

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Lastly, if you haven't participated in this game before, there are a few ground rules to cover. Even if you have played in previous versions, a rule refresher now and then is never a bad idea. You never know what ridiculous rule ME might try to sneak in.

• All the standard F&G rules apply.
• You must have a statement about winning in your post (Otherwise this is just another Random Messages).
• You win if you have the last post in the thread when it's closed.
• Y'all are stupid
• Last but not least, keep personal drama out of the thread.

All formalities out of the way, let's get the ball rolling!

Spoiler: Not that ball you goofs!

 

[Max1996]

I win because...YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because why would I kid myself?

 

[Calvinッ]

I win because first page woo!

 

[Max1996]

I win for hoping to win this.

 

[MegaPod]

I whine because....WIN, I MEAN WIN.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

 

[Pika_pika42]

I win. I mean did I really win. I can't believe I win. I win.

~ Pika Pika

 

[MegaPod]

I win because you shouldn't be so rattled, ME. Scale your fears down.

 

[Max1996]

I win for being a recent LPW winner as well as Pika_pika.

 

[Pika_pika42]

I win for still not believing I won. Thank u ME.

~ Pika Pika

 

[Max1996]

I win for winning v20.

 

[Pika_pika42]

I win for 21 trying to be my favourite number, which is exactly half of my actual favourite number.

~ Pika Pika

 

[Kharixi]

*posts in the thread*
*doesn't win*
*is sad*

 

[Max1996]

I win for posting.

 

[MegaPod]

So, congrats Pika!

Also, I win this for not yet winning this.

 

[Max1996]

I win for being here.

 

[Pikochu]

I win because first page!

 

[Max1996]

I win for noticing something Pika_pika and I have in common:
The first version of Last Post Wins we posted in is the one we won.

 

[Fluttershy of Light]

I win cause "y'all are stupid" is a rule :lol: