Last Poster Wins [v10]

[Kakuna Matata]

Welcome to the latest version of Last Poster Wins!

To start off the thread, congrats to @Midorikawa for winning version 9! After such a speedy victory, I'm sure you're on a cloud of a certain numerical value:

Spoiler

Moving on to the rules:

• All the standard F&G rules apply.
• You must have a statement about winning in your post (Otherwise this is just another Random Messages).
• You win if you have the last post in the thread when it's closed.
• Last but not least, keep personal drama out of the thread.

Now that that's out of the way, let's kick off LPW version 10!

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[Almonds]

Just why?! It was updated to version 9 less than a week ago, iirc? I win

 

[Voltaire Magneton]

Another update?!?!?!?!

I wins!

 

[Kakuna Matata]

I win for keeping ya'll on your toes.

 

[Almonds]

I win because I'm going to leave after a few minutes to see if I can get some more stuff before the school festival ends

 

[Voltaire Magneton]

Oh no you all don't! I win

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because I finally won!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins cause 2 have passed and <hasn't won since v.8

 

[Kakuna Matata]

I win because I'm a winner, and winners win things! If I lost I'd just look silly.

pls dont make me lose guys :'(

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Man what did I just say? >

I win.

 

[Voltaire Magneton]

Oh please Mr. Kakuna Matata, hakuna matata 'cause I won

 

[Kakuna Matata]

You gais are so mean, which is why I totally deserve this win. :I

 

[Voltaire Magneton]

Accio winnage!

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Terrell]

Dam that was fast lol

I win.

 

[Almonds]

I win

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Akuraito]

I win because I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run; the night goes on as I'm fading away...

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because of John Carter