Last Poster Wins [v11]

[Kakuna Matata]

Welcome to the latest version of Last Poster Wins!

To start off the thread, congrats to @Zima for winning version 10! For that, you get a big fat hen!

Spoiler

the wagon is ours you'll have to pay extra for that

Moving on to the rules:

• All the standard F&G rules apply.
• You must have a statement about winning in your post (Otherwise this is just another Random Messages).
• You win if you have the last post in the thread when it's closed.
• Last but not least, keep personal drama out of the thread.

Now that that's out of the way, let's kick off LPW version 11!

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Winners don't lose, and I'm not gonna lose, so I must be a winner!​

 

[蜃気楼]

I win for being the first person to say I win.

 

[Fr(antics)]

I win for making an entirely new account.

 

[Akuraito]

I win because bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum; you're awful, I love you!

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

I win because this win belongs to yours truly.

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

<Winner

 

[The Thin White Duke]

I win because I'm awesome.

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

< Wins for all eternity

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins for wondering if<should do a RWBY Theme

 

[Zima]

Wow! I actually won!!

We won because I'll be winning again!

 

[Terrell]

I win cuz getting some food

 

[Zima]

We won because I can't believe it actually happened... ._.

 

[Windchild]

I win because hmm...

 

[Zima]

We won. :3

 

[Feenie]

I win because of papers.

 

[Zima]

We won because of swimming.

 

[Karisse]

I win because I am a pooowerful shaaaark! GRRRRRR!

 

[Zima]

We won.