Last Poster Wins [v17]

[Scarlet Sky]

Hello, and welcome again to another exciting edition of Last Poster Wins!
Before we begin, I would like to congratulate @badasstroperMCH; for winning Last Poster Wins 16. Will he pull another win, or will we be crowning a new champion? Stay tuned to find out!

A few ground rules for to refresh your memory or to help out people new to this thread:

• All the standard F&G rules apply.
• You must have a statement about winning in your post (Otherwise this is just another Random Messages).
• You win if you have the last post in the thread when it's closed.
• Last but not least, keep personal drama out of the thread.

With that in mind, let the game begin.​

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

What?! What the heck happened?! Oh well. I'll win this time for sure!

 

[ChillinMcMillan]

I win because lolwut?

 

[Ebail]

I win due to being the first Ebail here to declare victory.

 

[Terrell]

I win for living on a sexy planet. xD

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because it is nonsense that I didn't win last time!

 

[ChillinMcMillan]

I win because I forgot to post at the end, so the win is mine now.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because by all rights I should have won the last version.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

I win on account of posting this thread. gg no re

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because ^ hates me

 

[Enzap]

I win because I'm going to close this thread after this message >:^D

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because bad Enzap!

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because I hope this one is shorter

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win

 

[Ebail]

I win because you never expected me to show up twice on page one!

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because where did you come from?!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because I showed up more than twice a page

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because so did I!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because Shadow Clone jutsu

 

[Ebail]

I won a LPW before, but I can't remember which version. Though I win this time here!