Last Poster Wins [v7.0]

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Congratulations to @Ebail; for winning the previous edition of LPW!

Welcome to the seventh installment of Last Poster Wins! If you thought the sixth thread was good, you ain't seen nothing yet!

The rules are simple: Whoever is the last poster is the thread winner. However, you lose the bragging rights of being a winner the second someone else posts after you. And of course, all your posts must have some reference to "winning" somewhere in it, or you won't steal the win.

All regular Forum and Fun and Games rules apply. Please keep any personal drama out of the thread.

Without further ado, let's begin the game!

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I win because I'm currently first and last poster of this thread

 

[Windchild]

I win, yes?

 

[Ebail]

Wait, I won?

I win.

 

[Feenie]

I win because oh my god, you won??

 

[Windchild]

I win because we all lose in the end.

 

[Feenie]

I win because you're probably right about that.

 

[Gaga]

I win because this must be the gritty reboot.

 

[Feenie]

I win because the thread always closes when I'm offline. :I

 

[Windchild]

I win because to bed! Not the Batcave.

 

[Feenie]

I win because if you're going to bed, then good night.

 

[Helioptile]

Winning is impossible on this thread. Too bad I just did.

 

[FinalArcadia]

I win because this thread often seems to have a lot of guests in it.

 

[Feenie]

I win because they come and go.

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins cause<was close to winning the last one

 

[Feenie]

I win because brr, it's cold.

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because the thread always closes when I'm offline. :I

Me too. I win because of crappy internet

 

[Feenie]

I win because of heroes.

 

[Helioptile]

WHY do I win? Everyone knows Mortar is exempt from these things you call "reasons."

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because I bought a pokemon and coke tee today