Last Poster Wins [v8]

[Caprizant]

It's the thread that keeps on giving—Last Poster Wins, now in its eighth installment! Congratulations to @DarkBlastoise27; for winning our last round!

The rules to this game are simple; you're the winner if you're the last poster when this thread closes. You must include a statement about winning in your post, or else the point of the game is lost. Besides that, all regular site and F&G rules apply. Please keep personal drama out of this thread.

Got it? Good! Let's begin!

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I win for posting the new version of this thread.

 

[Karisse]

First one in, I win!

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins cause<is :cheers:right now

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

I win because I want potato chips

 

[Caprizant]

I win because I have​ potato chips. :I

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

I win because I am now very hungry

 

[Faerie]

But we just had V.7 about a week or two ago...that was fast. :I

I win.

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

I win because hopefully I might actually get my computer's sound fixed tomorrow.

 

[Terrell]

I win because wow.

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because 7 only made it to 180 pages

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins for agreeing it was too short but<Isn't going to question the decision

 

[Midorikawa]

As long as they make a new one I don't mind so I win

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Midorikawa]

IO win because of weird dreams

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because time to get up

 

[Enzap]

I win because I didn't win last time.

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins

 

[Akuraito]

I win because I had used my school email address for my post limit blog on tumblr, and I had managed to forget to turn off email notifications, so now I kinda have twenty-seven emails from them, omg.

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

<Wins