Last Poster Wins [v9]

[Kakuna Matata]

Welcome to the latest version of Last Poster Wins!

First off, congrats @Yata for winning version 8! For that, have a v8:

Spoiler

Second, and I'm sure everyone here is already familiar with them, the rules:

• All the standard F&G rules apply.
• You must have a statement about winning in your post (Otherwise this is just another Random Messages).
• You win if you have the last post in the thread when it's closed.
• Last but not least, keep personal drama out of the thread.

Now that that's out of the way, let's kick off LPW version 9!

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I win for making the first post in this thread.​

 

[Ebail]

I win cause of Kaiba Screws The Rules (vs Yugi)

 

[Venom]

I win because of card games FTW

 

[Ebail]

I win cause whoops forgot to say this. Congrats on winning Yata!

 

[Midorikawa]

@Yata; Congrats on winning!

I was so close to winning it too. Dang finals

I win

 

[Faerie]

Yay! Thank you @Kakuna Matata, @Ebail and @Midorikawa!

I win!

 

[Ebail]

Now where was I...oh right. I win cause of Lady Gaga song parodies.

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because time to finish this paper

 

[Kakuna Matata]

I win because no cuts, no butts, no coconuts.​

 

[Terrell]

I win because of sumomo.

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because almost done

 

[Terrell]

I win because take your time, have a little bite to eat ather you've finished. :3

 

[Kakuna Matata]

I win because you can do it, Midorikawa! Home stretch!

 

[Almonds]

I win because when did Yata win ? Congrats!!

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because after my paper is proof read and touched up I can send it.

 

[Terrell]

I win because im happy today. :3

 

[Midorikawa]

I win because of touching up.

 

[Venom]

I win because I didn't before.

 

[Midorikawa]

I win

 

[Voltaire Magneton]

I win. You win. I still win.