Link in Airport Security

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Itachi Uchiha

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We all know Link from the Legend of Zelda series carries 9 tons of stuff in his pockets. We also know you must empty your pockets for airport security. Imagine Link in security with the infinite items code on. Link pulls out whatever you can think of and there must be some kind of reaction. All posts must start out with "Link pulls out...".

Here we go...

Guard: Sir please empty your pockets.

Link pulls out a lit bomb.
Guard: Terrorist!! *tackles Link*

Get the picture?
 
Link pulls out three triangles

Guard. OMG! Shapes! Link is terminated.
 
Link pulls out Ocarina

Gaurd: Hey, you can hear the ocean! *is sucked into time loop*
 
Link pulls out bow

Guard: *tackles him and puts link in a headlock*
 
Link pulls out a Goron mask.

Guard:....Move along sir.
 
*Link pulls out George Michael*

Guard: ♫You gotta have faith, faith, faith♪
 
Link pulls out a bottle

Guard: You're not planning to make a bomb with that, are you?
 
Link pulls out a fairy

Guard: ........ poofty
 
Link pulls out an iPhone

Guard: "oohh..I'll take that, thank you."
 
*Link pulls out hookshot* Guard:"Let me see!" *Hookshot goes off and hits guard in eye* Guard: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! security!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" *Security tackles Link and beats him into a bloody pulp* Link:"oucheys"
 
Good, you all have the picture. I forgot to mention it doesn't have to be the guard, it can be anyone. And yes, Link is allowed to speak.

Link pulls out a shotgun and "accidentally" shoots Dick Cheney.
Link: Sorry, thought you were a quail.
 
Link pulls out panties

Woman: PERVERT!

(I'm running out of ideas :p)
 
Link pulls out Navi.

Navi: HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen!... *continiues on*

*Everyone in the airport's heads explode and Link is sentenced to 150 years in prison for mass homicide*
 
Link pulls out a Pokeball.
Link: Er..I choose you?
Guard: Pokemon Battle? I accept.
*Link's ball opens to reveal Arceus*
Guard: Dear God, you've got God!?
*Runs in fear to hide behind plant*
 
Link pulls out a rupee

Random Person: Oohh! Pretty @w@
 
Link pulls out a Zergling!

Zergling: KEKEKEKEK!

Guard: (Whew... It's only one... For a moment there-)

*a goole-plex Zerglings come flooding into the building*

Guard: ZOMG ZERG RUSH!

Zerglings: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!

Me: Aww! They're so adorable!
 
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