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Ok, new Fanfic to make up for the Loading... Please Die delay, so please enjoy!
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The Literal Game Freak:
Welcome to the world of Pokémon!
“All right, cheesy title music play, show Nidoran Battle, Rhydon dies, yada yada yada, now, BurningFireRed, a 3D Version of FireRed, the colour version of Red!”
It was 2011, November time, and BurningFireRed was in it’s final preparations.
“Cut to Black, Brock runs on Now… and…”
“…” Went the Producer.
“…” Went the Producer’s Apprentice.
“…” Went the Rival on Pokémon Silver.
“TRY NEW BURGER KING WHOPPER MEAL!” Went the Game as Brock spoke.
“JENNIFER!” Went everyone.
Jennifer walked on.
Well, I say walked.
Before I continue, there are a few things you need to know about Jennifer.
1. She’s ugly.
2. She’s ugly
3. She’s ugly
4. She’s a girl
5. She’s ugly.
6. She’s also very dumb.
Number 6 was questionable at the best of times, but now was NOT the best of times.
It wasn’t questionable now.
“Why is there a Burger King advert in our game?”
“Um… Money?” She said, screwing up her face.
“Um… do we NEED more money?” The Script writer said, pointing to the Anime studio next door throwing ¥10,000 as Paper Aeroplanes.
“That is a very good point…”
Although to her it wasn’t. Jennifer came from a poor background, no place to live properly, just a bus shelter and newspaper from yesterday, with the occasional ¥500 coin thrown in pity.
“I, um, guess so.” She said, catching an Aeroplane.
It was zipped out of her hand quickly.
“BACK TO WORK!” The director said, eating the money. “AND EDIT THIS ADVERT OUT!”
“Y-y-yes sir.”
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Later that night, Jennifer warmed up on an old mattress someone donated. They obviously didn’t need the thing, it was broken.
A shooting star flew past.
“I wish… I- I wish… I wish that Tokyo was a better place. Where people were equal. Where everything was awesome.”
And then she slept.
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“Pika. Pik?”
“Wooobafett!”
“Poryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyg-g-on!”
Jennifer was astounded at these noises. Her eyes remained shut, and she pushed a button to turn her DS off.
It turned off.
“CHUUUUUUUUU!”
She turned the TV off, with the anime. Still eyes shut.
“BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP.”
She turned the alarm off.
And then there was silence. For an hour she lay and slept a few times.
Then she realised something.
She realised that she was too poor to have this stuff.
She didn’t have a room!
She didn’t have a TV!
She didn’t have an alarm!
She didn’t have a DS… Oh wait, yes she did.
Then what was going on?
She opened her eyes.
She was 10, she was in her room, she was surrounded by Pokémon Merchandise.
“WELCOME TO TOKYO II!” Her mother said.
She looked around. All her family was here, albeit younger, her Co-workers were here. They all had $5,000,000 Pokédollars. (Writer’s Note: Who needs $5,000?) Jennifer jumped out of bed.
“What the he-“
“It appears we messed up. Slightly.” The producer, Ken, said.
“SLIGHTLY? THE GAME CODE PUT US INSIDE THE DS!!!!!!!” The director, Lou, said.
“INSIDE…?” The script writer said.
“Yes… inside.” Jennifer’s mother said.
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“LATEST BREAKING NEWS, ALL OF JAPAN HAS VANISHED. THE BUILDINGS, THE PEOPLE, ALL BUT THE LAND.” A reporter screeched.
“WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?”
“Total, total chaos!”
“The food is there, but no people, no holidaymakers.”
But they were wrong.
In the middle of Tokyo, partially buried beneath the ground, were two things.
One, a 3DS with a a Solar Charger and a Pokémon BurningFireRedBETA in it.
And the other, a Small bomb, set to detonate.
The time on the Bomb was 0 YEARS 11 MONTHS 30 DAYS 20 HOURS.
Under a year left. Then the 3DS would explode.
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The Literal Game Freak:
Welcome to the world of Pokémon!
“All right, cheesy title music play, show Nidoran Battle, Rhydon dies, yada yada yada, now, BurningFireRed, a 3D Version of FireRed, the colour version of Red!”
It was 2011, November time, and BurningFireRed was in it’s final preparations.
“Cut to Black, Brock runs on Now… and…”
“…” Went the Producer.
“…” Went the Producer’s Apprentice.
“…” Went the Rival on Pokémon Silver.
“TRY NEW BURGER KING WHOPPER MEAL!” Went the Game as Brock spoke.
“JENNIFER!” Went everyone.
Jennifer walked on.
Well, I say walked.
Before I continue, there are a few things you need to know about Jennifer.
1. She’s ugly.
2. She’s ugly
3. She’s ugly
4. She’s a girl
5. She’s ugly.
6. She’s also very dumb.
Number 6 was questionable at the best of times, but now was NOT the best of times.
It wasn’t questionable now.
“Why is there a Burger King advert in our game?”
“Um… Money?” She said, screwing up her face.
“Um… do we NEED more money?” The Script writer said, pointing to the Anime studio next door throwing ¥10,000 as Paper Aeroplanes.
“That is a very good point…”
Although to her it wasn’t. Jennifer came from a poor background, no place to live properly, just a bus shelter and newspaper from yesterday, with the occasional ¥500 coin thrown in pity.
“I, um, guess so.” She said, catching an Aeroplane.
It was zipped out of her hand quickly.
“BACK TO WORK!” The director said, eating the money. “AND EDIT THIS ADVERT OUT!”
“Y-y-yes sir.”
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Later that night, Jennifer warmed up on an old mattress someone donated. They obviously didn’t need the thing, it was broken.
A shooting star flew past.
“I wish… I- I wish… I wish that Tokyo was a better place. Where people were equal. Where everything was awesome.”
And then she slept.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
“Pika. Pik?”
“Wooobafett!”
“Poryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyg-g-on!”
Jennifer was astounded at these noises. Her eyes remained shut, and she pushed a button to turn her DS off.
It turned off.
“CHUUUUUUUUU!”
She turned the TV off, with the anime. Still eyes shut.
“BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP.”
She turned the alarm off.
And then there was silence. For an hour she lay and slept a few times.
Then she realised something.
She realised that she was too poor to have this stuff.
She didn’t have a room!
She didn’t have a TV!
She didn’t have an alarm!
She didn’t have a DS… Oh wait, yes she did.
Then what was going on?
She opened her eyes.
She was 10, she was in her room, she was surrounded by Pokémon Merchandise.
“WELCOME TO TOKYO II!” Her mother said.
She looked around. All her family was here, albeit younger, her Co-workers were here. They all had $5,000,000 Pokédollars. (Writer’s Note: Who needs $5,000?) Jennifer jumped out of bed.
“What the he-“
“It appears we messed up. Slightly.” The producer, Ken, said.
“SLIGHTLY? THE GAME CODE PUT US INSIDE THE DS!!!!!!!” The director, Lou, said.
“INSIDE…?” The script writer said.
“Yes… inside.” Jennifer’s mother said.
***************************************************************************************************
“LATEST BREAKING NEWS, ALL OF JAPAN HAS VANISHED. THE BUILDINGS, THE PEOPLE, ALL BUT THE LAND.” A reporter screeched.
“WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?”
“Total, total chaos!”
“The food is there, but no people, no holidaymakers.”
But they were wrong.
In the middle of Tokyo, partially buried beneath the ground, were two things.
One, a 3DS with a a Solar Charger and a Pokémon BurningFireRedBETA in it.
And the other, a Small bomb, set to detonate.
The time on the Bomb was 0 YEARS 11 MONTHS 30 DAYS 20 HOURS.
Under a year left. Then the 3DS would explode.
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