LNP-BANANAS Peace Summit!

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Following the attempt on my life by the Kamikaze Terrorist Leader Pie, I, Evil Figment, would like to convey an invitation to those BananaGarden Republic Loyalists who truly desire peace to meet here to attempt to achieve a peace treaty.

Needless to say, all attendees will be submitted to a full corporal search to prevent any weapon, pokémon, or other destructive tool (including pies, and anything MacGyver could turn into a tool of violence) in any form or shape from being smuggled in ; for the good of peace the delegates will meet via un-hackable electronic communication through an unbreakable glass screen to make sure no stray punches, kicks or other attempts at violence take place.

The dictator Archaic will not be welcomed here. His removal from power is a necessary step in the peace process.
 
Zombie Pie will be allowed to negociate, as soon as it is verified that she carries no weapon.
 
urrrrrgh

zombie pie is pie

pie on weapon list

urrrrrgh
 
Then another representative will have to speak for the Bananas.
 
NO PEACE!!! This one's For Pie you jerk!!!
*surprise terrorist attack on the LNP*
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While we are saddened by the relentless drive for violence of some freedom-haters, the people of the LNP remain certain there are many among the Bananagarden people who would accept peace, and we wish to remind everyone that the terrrorists do not speak for the Bananagardeners!

Also, after further considerations, Zombie Pie will be allowed to participate in the negociations.
 
Hey, I'm just trying to protect my car from rogues and purge the world of lower primates here. Will somebody from the Bananagarden give peace a chance?
 
Now that both sides are represented, here are the initial demands of the LNP.

1)Archaic will be deposed, and given a fair trial. Until then, he will be under the guard of Kasumi as her prisoner. He will be delivered to her wrapped in pretty pink ribbons.

2)Bananagarden will retake as of midnight tonight its former name and national symbol as Bulbagarden, although the use of the Bananagardian symbols by those who wishes to use them will not be forbidden.

3)A representative of Bananagarden and a representative of the LNP will jointly oversee this country's return to freedom.

4)Production of weapons of mass destruction will cease, but aleady existing stockpiles may be retained to ensure the national defense of Bulbagarden.

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In return, we offer

1)LNP forces will immediately cease all military operations against Bananagarden, and withdraw from Bananagardian territory.

2)LNP forces will assist in any suitable fashion with the reconstruction of Bulbagarden, to be determined by the interim leaders..
 
Merely a verbal shortcut. The specific term is indeed Weapons of Mass Anime Destruction, although WMAD are and have always been a sub-category of WMD.
 
urrrrrgh

your demands are fair urrrrrgh

reconstruction will be extensive but urrrrrgh you don't have to rebuild all those archaic statues

urrrrrgh i don't know why we had that many in the first place

urrrrrgh
 
Last time I checked you didn't have a say in this. Pie is your representitive.

btw is it midnight GMT or midnight somewhere else?
 
The time given is midnight EST.

Very well, then. If the terms are agreeable to you and to us, we can sign this document.
 
urrrrrgh

okay

urrrrrgh make sure you spell my name right

it's spelt

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