Local News in Memphis

[NutriSweet]

Taken out of my local Commercial Appeal:

Local Prostitute is Raped
The details on this subject are subtle and generally undisclosed. More news to be brought to you at a later date.

To All you Pokemon Fans
The Commercial Appeal had a chat with Nintendo talking about Chimchar. Words such as "fuck" and "you stupid bitches, this is a gay name" were used.

Noobs Caught
Several noobs have been caught lately, advertising "PIWO" and "Come make a gay clan/country with me" on PE2K and Bulbagarden. These noobs are banned from the more green of the 2 sites.

Rawr
"Rawr" has been adopted by the English language as an adjective.

My Little Pony
My Little Pony and Barbie have joined forces against the evil Tickle Me Elmo. Run for your unimportant lives!

Nuts and Milk
You stupid cows. Nuts do not go with milk.

Trix
Silly rabbit, Trix is for kids.

Thus concluding this issue of the Commercial Appeal. See you next time.

 

[Geoffrey]

Is this a joke? Are you trying to make yourself look stupid?

 

[NutriSweet]

um... Yeah kinda...

 

[Geoffrey]

... Well, whatever. If you want to look like a noob, I won't stop you, although the moderators might, depending.

 

[Zeta]

Next time try to make stuff like this actually funny.

 

[NutriSweet]

No, that wasn't my goal. My goal was to make a thread that got moved to the HoS.... and well... that isn't working out...

 

[Geoffrey]

You're not supposed to get posts moved into the HoS. It makes you look like a moron.

 

[NutriSweet]

Oooo, my dream come true

 

[Geoffrey]

Teenagers... hdear:

 

[Zeta]

If I were an admin, I'd just delete this topic totally, to spite you.

 

[Geoffrey]

I just reported the thread as false, so hopefully, an admin or mod will delete this.