lol wut, Rayquaza?

[Nando]

[21:18] <SailorClef> my friend just told me the most hilarious story
[21:18] <SpiffyBalak> tell!
[21:18] <SailorClef> i'm gonna copy/paste
[21:18] <Ewan> o.o
[21:18] <SpiffyBalak> cool
[21:18] <SailorClef> "so fireworks are illegal for people to own/use in this state ;x so me and my friend bought some and we were gonna drive to new hampsire and use them (because theres absolutely no laws there like at all ever) and well"
[21:18] <SailorClef> "my friend is a dumbass and he was going fast or something so some cop pulls us over because he thought my friend was drunk -_- and he sees all the fireworks
[21:18] <SailorClef> "
[21:18] <SailorClef> "and hes asking my friend questions like OH WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO
[21:19] <SailorClef> "and hes all YOU KNOW WE HAVE THESE LAWS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
[21:19] <SailorClef> "so i was like YEAH MAN, IF YOU SHOOT THOSE IN TO THE ATMOSPHERE YOU'LL PISS OFF RAYQUAZA
[21:19] <SailorClef> "and the cop's all WUT WHO'S THAT"
[21:19] <SailorClef> "and my friend's like OH RAYQUAZA IS A STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA or something hillarious like that XDD
[21:20] <SpiffyBalak> ownt!
[21:20] <SailorClef> "and so the cop was like WELL IF HE GAVE YOU THOSE FIREWORKS TELL HIM HE'LL BE NEXT IF WE CATCH HIM
[21:20] <SpiffyBalak> haha
[21:20] <SailorClef> "I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS RAYQUAZA GUY
[21:20] <SailorClef> "and then he let us go XDD

SpiffyBalak:

And my wise-ass response:

 

[The Outrage]

lol

 

[Sketch]

Rayquaza made that one cop cry.

 

[Satoshi-chan]

My response is:

 

[Ewan]

haha XD

 

[Tina]

Rayquaza made that one cop cry.

Cop: Bawww that Rayquaza just owned my Bidoof in like, two seconds.
Other cop: Too bad. Get one with Roar of Time and kick some Rayquaza ass.

I lol'd.

EDIT: ..and laughed even harder when I saw the Mudkip one.

 

[Nando]

Oh my god. BRILLIANT.

 

[Kasumi]

Rofl

 

[Coffee]

... lol wut?

 

[bigdonkey1]

that has to be the funniest story i have heard in a long time.

 

[bell02+]

lol
I hope that is a true story

 

[Sand_drew]

LOL.

and then rayquaza comes down and eats the cop, setting off firewworks as it vanishes.

 

[Trainer-c]

Movie 7 redux:

First the Mooninites, now Rayquaza. Our police are totally vulnerable to anything from beyond the atmosphere.

 

[Keitaro]

lol
I hope that is a true story

It is, and I was the one it happened to ;x good times, good times.

Also the hilarious thing is that the Mooninites thing also happened in my state. Are our cops really that atmospherically challenged?

 

[Jorah]

XD Hilarious

 

[pokemon1571]

Lol

Then if you attach a Deoxys to it you'll make Rayquaza even madder.

 

[Zenoah]

I so live in New Hampshire! We have no taxes! Come shop here!

Funny story. Im suprised the cop did'nt take them in for suspission of drug use lawl.

 

[Mega-Markario]

I hope htis is true, i really really do!

It restores my faith in the police force.

lulzzz.

 

[ShinyFlareon]

Oh no...XD I had been wondering what the heck this thread was about for the longest time, so I finally bit and read it...and now I'm glad I did. XD that is easily one of the funniest stories I've heard in a LONG time!

 

[Keitaro]

I so live in New Hampshire! We have no taxes! Come shop here!

Funny story. Im suprised the cop did'nt take them in for suspission of drug use lawl.

Oh, I'm so glad he didn't >_> I was surprised he even HEARD me make the Rayquaza comment to my friend, I was purposely really quiet so the guy wouldn't hear but he's all LOLWUT.

And yes, everyone, this -did- happen D: