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Ellen Degeneres

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Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

lol @ anyone who thinks I'm a tool for putting in lyrics from a song in my thread. Unlike certain people I actually know french 8|

Hello there, as you can see, my username is Ellen Degeneres. No, I am not actually Ellen Degeneres, however I may be her biggest fan <3

She is the best talkshow host out there, no question. She's better than Oprah, lol her magazine is such a failure. Well, technically it may have good sales but she's just preaching to the fat Americans out there.

WELCOME ME AND BRING ME PIES/COOKIES/WHATEVER GOD DAMN SWEETS THEY HAVE THESE DAYS.
 
*hands you chocolate chip cookies*

Yeah, I agree that Ellen is a good talkshow host. Welcome to the forums.
 
YOU'RE A PHONY!
A BIG FAT PHONY!!!!!!!

;_______; thanks for ruining my life. i was so excited too. ELLEN NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
 
Ellen Degeneres said:
Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

lol @ anyone who thinks I'm a tool for putting in lyrics from a song in my thread. Unlike certain people I actually know french 8|

Hello there, as you can see, my username is Ellen Degeneres. No, I am not actually Ellen Degeneres, however I may be her biggest fan <3

She is the best talkshow host out there, no question. She's better than Oprah, lol her magazine is such a failure. Well, technically it may have good sales but she's just preaching to the fat Americans out there.

WELCOME ME AND BRING ME PIES/COOKIES/WHATEVER GOD DAMN SWEETS THEY HAVE THESE DAYS.
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Hello Lady Marmalade, OPRAH IS MUCH BETTER THAN ELLEN. SHE MAKES ME FEEL MORE SKINNY AND BUSTIER, SHE ALSO IS RICHER AND THEREFORE CAN GET ME CARDS. But Ellen has her own record company where my hit single: Boobs Boobs Boobs was released and hit #1 on the charts FOREVEEEEER.

But hello!


edit: you lying fucker I only found your used condom under my seat what is wrong with you.
 
ZOMG! ELLEN?!?! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! ZOMG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ELLEN I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU! ^_____________________________________________^

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

YOU!

*calms down*

...

*fails*

ZOMG ELLEN I LOVEE YOU! *shot*
 
Lady Mama said:
YOU'RE A PHONY!
A BIG FAT PHONY!!!!!!!

;_______; thanks for ruining my life. i was so excited too. ELLEN NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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LOOK UNDER THE SEAT YOU WON THE CAR

Yaaaaaaaaaay

AND 20$ AT TARGET

Lady Muffin said:
Hello Lady Marmalade, OPRAH IS MUCH BETTER THAN ELLEN. SHE MAKES ME FEEL MORE SKINNY AND BUSTIER, SHE ALSO IS RICHER AND THEREFORE CAN GET ME CARDS. But Ellen has her own record company where my hit single: Boobs Boobs Boobs was released and hit #1 on the charts FOREVEEEEER.

But hello!


edit: you lying fucker I only found your used condom under my seat what is wrong with you.
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Don't you ever say that Oprah is better than Ellen.

AND TEENAGERS THINK IT'S FUNNY TO DO IT DURING MY SHOW HOW DISRESPECTFUL AND RUDE

AiedailEclipsed said:
ZOMG! ELLEN?!?! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! ZOMG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ELLEN I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU! ^_____________________________________________^

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

YOU!

*calms down*

...

*fails*

ZOMG ELLEN I LOVEE YOU! *shot*
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FANS LIKE YOU MAKE MY DAY DEAR
 
Ellen Degeneres said:
Don't you ever say that Oprah is better than Ellen.

AND TEENAGERS THINK IT'S FUNNY TO DO IT DURING MY SHOW HOW DISRESPECTFUL AND RUDE
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Well she is *bounces boobs* ellen does so much even I feel like I'm lazy. And I blew up three downs, massacred a community, saved a burning hospital and a kitten at the same time *etc* Oprah just sits on her ass, eats bon bons and fucks celebrities. Do want.

And They don't give a shit about your show, I'd assume they did that during your show because it is so boring with your creaky old moves dancing over a table.
 
Lady Muffin said:
Well she is *bounces boobs* ellen does so much even I feel like I'm lazy. And I blew up three downs, massacred a community, saved a burning hospital and a kitten at the same time *etc* Oprah just sits on her ass, eats bon bons and fucks celebrities. Do want.

And They don't give a shit about your show, I'd assume they did that during your show because it is so boring with your creaky old moves dancing over a table.
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Dear, Oprah hasn't had her sink "fixed" in years.
 
J'adore Ellen et les nouvelles membres de cet petit site. Bienvenue!
ELLEN~
 
Ellen Degeneres said:
Dear, Oprah hasn't had her sink "fixed" in years.
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That's because the plummer is too busy on you~!

Ryuutakeshi said:
I just have to ask... why'd you throw this in?
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A) Fanservice

B) To demostrate Oprah's obesisty and/or when you whine with bouncing gag boobs it usually goes your way

C) For shits and giggles.

D) BECAUSE I CAN DAMMIT. I WILL FLAUNT THESE PUPPIES. THEY COST ME THREE RAZED AFRICAN VILLAGES.
 
Zephy Changes said:
J'adore Ellen et les nouvelles membres de cet petit site. Bienvenue!
ELLEN~
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Why thank you, and I didn't realize I'd get so many replies in French.

@ Muffin

Your source is wrong, he's too busy unclogging Oprah's drains to get to her /o/
 
Ellen Degeneres said:
Why thank you, and I didn't realize I'd get so many replies in French.

@ Muffin

Your source is wrong, he's too busy unclogging Oprah's drains to get to her /o/
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Watch as some person posts lady gaga lyrics.

And I think my source is right, that's why Anne broke up with you o/
 
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OMG OMG ITS ELLEN!!!!!!!!!!! I.... I... I... OMG I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGYAAAAAAAYAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

:unworthy::unworthy::unworthy:

"Let's have a little funn today-ayyyyy..."

Ellen Degeneres said:
No, I am not actually Ellen Degeneres
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Ehehhh... Right!

At least you know I'm a big fan of her's too :D

Hah oh yeah, hello, welcome to the forums and have lots and lots of fun here! :D
 
Welcome to BMGF! ^_^

Enjoy your stay. And I can't find anything under my seat. :,(
 
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