Lycopene's Team Giveaway: Tell me a joke. Win my team.

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NOTE: CHECK MY BLOG!! I DO MOST GIVEAWAYS THERE AND I WILL *NOT* BE HOLDING ANY FURTHER GIVEAWAYS HERE!!

Or at least the core. You'll need to get your own Jirachi and Celebi.

http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showthread.php?t=67535 This is the team you'll be receiving, minus Jirachi and Celebi (They're my favorite Pokemon I own).

I hate this team now, so I'm giving it away to a good home. A smart home.

A clever home.


Tell me a joke and you'll win this team. This is the LAST EVENT/GIVEAWAY I'm holding here. Please check my Blogs for updates on ANY future events and giveaways!!

The team is perfectly EV trained and the IVs are flawless. They also come with my signature nicknames!

THEY ARE NOT DISTRIBUTABLE. YOU MAY NOT GIVE THEM AWAY, TRADE THEM AWAY, OR CLONE THEM FOR PEOPLE. YOU MAY NOT EDIT THEM IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.

These are the conditions.


And remember: It has to be the joke I find funniest!


Team Record:

Wins: 315

Losses: 9

(5 of which I got... in the past two days wtf? This is over a year, btw).
 
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Your mama's so fat when she wore a red dress a stranger came up to her and said "Whatsup' Kool-aid?"

Edit: I'm not trying to offend anyone, I just have tons of Yo mamma jokes xD
 
Also, feel free to take as many trys as you guys like. Just be sure not to double post. When this gets to like... page 5 or something. Maybe sooner, depending on the jokes... I'll give it up.
 
Your mamma's so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

Again, not trying to offend anyone.
 
Random person 1 "Sir, stop screaming my name..."

Random person 2 "Funny, that's not what your mom said last night!"
 
A guy walks into a bar
stils down and orders a drink
a man next to him starts talking to him
he asks him if he wants to buy some magic beer for $1,000?
the guy asks what it does
the man tells him that the magic beer makes u fly
the guy doesn't belive him
the man takes the beer and sips it
then gets up and flys around the room
the guy is astonished
he buys the beer for $1,000
he then drinks it all and jumps out the window
thus falling to his death
shortly after the bartender says to the man
"wow superman you are mean when your drunk"
 
Man leaves a bar after having a few drinks and he walks home. On the way, he sees a grasshopper.

Man: hey, there's a drink named after you.

Grasshopper: Really, there's a drink named Irving?
 
omfg lol. Some of these are effing hilarious. Yay for joke threads to raise my spirits.

More! More!
 
2 guys walk into a bar
the 3rd one ducked

bob:did u hear the one abou the donky and the saxaphone?
jack:no
bob:neither did i
 
So your Blissey's name is Dat Ass? Check this..

Ash says... Dat Grass! wild pokemon live there!
Barack Obama says Dat gas! bp kills fish with it
Stephen Hawking says Dat Mass! there's a lot in this universe
Shrek says Dat Ass! Donkey is one.

Well, my name is Rime ;)
 
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So your Blissey's name is Dat Ass? Check this..

Ash says... Dat Grass! wild pokemon live there!
Barack Obama says Dat gas! bp kills fish with it
Stephen Hawking says Dat Mass! there's a lot in this universe
Shrek says Dat Ass! Donkey is one.

Well, my name is Rime ;)
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If only Blissey was a Donkey and not just a gigantic ass... xD;

That was good though. XDDD
 
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family, even though you're fatter than we!"
 
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