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Make an Excuse

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Enzap

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How to Play:

One poster will ask the user to do something or ask for help with a task. The next poster will have to create an excuse for not doing it. Then post your own request.

Examples:

User 1: Please give me a cookie

User 2: Sorry, I already ate them all

Why didn't you turn in your homework?

User 3: Aliens stole it

et cetera et cetera

So to start us off...


Can you please hold my baby?
 
Sorry, can't, I'm already holding too many things.

Why aren't you making your bed?
 
Because I'm in Soviet Russia, and bed makes you.

Could you help me make an abridged series on YouTube?
 
I would, but I got a none-too-indecisive cease and desist order banning me from YouTube.

Would you like to accompany me to the cake festival?
 
No, I cannot be near cakes. 5 years ago, I had a traumatic experience with a cake who squished my best friend in front of my eyes. I have never been able to recover.

Can you join my interpretive dance group?
 
I would, but I must rant about 2P Kajika.

May you please contact Konami?
 
I would, but they also made Timer so I have nothing to complain about.

Would you kindly help me exterminate zombies?
 
Sorry, I have dragons to slay.

Would you be so kind as to teach me English?
 
Sorry, I'm just as confused about English as you are.

Could you help me with my magic show?
 
I would, but I'm not too keen on being sawed in half.

Will you help me build a snowman?
 
Sorry, I ran out of baby unicorns.

Can you help me bake a really tall cake?
 
I'd love to, but I cannot handle more than a couple layers.

Can you help me with my physics homework?
 
My cat already ate it. Sorry.

Could you give me a ride to Vulcan?
 
Sorry, I don't even have a car.

Could you lend me a dollar for the pony ride?
 
I only have 20 dollar bills.

May you please get me some tea?

This thread is awfully similar to Corrupt a wish.
 
Sure-- Damn. The dog ate the last piece.

May you teach me Japanese?
 
Sorry, I am not good at passing on my knowledge.

Could you take a seat please?
 
Sorry, none of them is comfy enough for me.

Would you like to see me riding Yvetal?
(I recently won a Double Random Battle with an Yvetal)
 
Sorry, I can't stop watching this grass grow.

Can you get my kitty down from this tree?
 
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