Make an Excuse

[Enzap]

How to Play:

One poster will ask the user to do something or ask for help with a task. The next poster will have to create an excuse for not doing it. Then post your own request.

Examples:

User 1: Please give me a cookie

User 2: Sorry, I already ate them all

Why didn't you turn in your homework?

User 3: Aliens stole it

et cetera et cetera

So to start us off...


Can you please hold my baby?

 

[John Understands]

Sorry, can't, I'm already holding too many things.

Why aren't you making your bed?

 

[DracoMan]

Because I'm in Soviet Russia, and bed makes you.

Could you help me make an abridged series on YouTube?

 

[Crystal Onix]

I would, but I got a none-too-indecisive cease and desist order banning me from YouTube.

Would you like to accompany me to the cake festival?

 

[Gaga]

No, I cannot be near cakes. 5 years ago, I had a traumatic experience with a cake who squished my best friend in front of my eyes. I have never been able to recover.

Can you join my interpretive dance group?

 

[Zima]

I would, but I must rant about 2P Kajika.

May you please contact Konami?

 

[Gaga]

I would, but they also made Timer so I have nothing to complain about.

Would you kindly help me exterminate zombies?

 

[Zima]

Sorry, I have dragons to slay.

Would you be so kind as to teach me English?

 

[Enzap]

Sorry, I'm just as confused about English as you are.

Could you help me with my magic show?

 

[pokefan548]

I would, but I'm not too keen on being sawed in half.

Will you help me build a snowman?

 

[Chibster]

Sorry, I ran out of baby unicorns.

Can you help me bake a really tall cake?

 

[Berrenta]

I'd love to, but I cannot handle more than a couple layers.

Can you help me with my physics homework?

 

[DracoMan]

My cat already ate it. Sorry.

Could you give me a ride to Vulcan?

 

[Chibster]

Sorry, I don't even have a car.

Could you lend me a dollar for the pony ride?

 

[Zima]

I only have 20 dollar bills.

May you please get me some tea?

This thread is awfully similar to Corrupt a wish.

 

[Berrenta]

Sorry, I haven't brewed any.

May I have some cake?

 

[Zima]

Sure-- Damn. The dog ate the last piece.

May you teach me Japanese?

 

[Chibster]

Sorry, I am not good at passing on my knowledge.

Could you take a seat please?

 

[Samtendo09]

Sorry, none of them is comfy enough for me.

Would you like to see me riding Yvetal?
(I recently won a Double Random Battle with an Yvetal)

 

[Enzap]

Sorry, I can't stop watching this grass grow.

Can you get my kitty down from this tree?