Man dies in Viagra-fuelled orgy

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A 28-year-old man has died after swallowing an entire bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $6,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
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Link: http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,25143049-948,00.html

Well, I hope he died a happy man.
 
0.o dfjkalsdjhgjlhdrbgjhrlthrgherghdjfa WHAT????? I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or to be impressed...

I think we can all agree he died a happy man
 
Ya know, there's a reason why they have warnings on the sides of bottles.
 
Yeah, but how many people listen to warnings against "Make you have sex pills"?

Eh, I'm gonna say poor fella, but it would've been way more impressive if he'd managed it without the little blue pills.
 
You know, I bet nobody has yet made the joke that at least he died a happy man. [/sarcasm]
 
Ketsuban said:
You know, I bet nobody has yet made the joke that at least he died a happy man. [/sarcasm]
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Well, in truth it really is horrible to make jokes about a living person's demise. I mean, he has a family and was really young we should respect that. At least he did not fall and made sure to commit.
*badumdum*
 
this guy deserves a slow clap and a medal he died how most would want to in a threesome
 
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He should have taken a page out of P. Diddy's book if he really wanted to last half a day ;)

God bless his horny little heart!
 
...I wonder if this is what happens if you don't tell the doctor after those four hours.
 
Poor guy.

This is why I like being a woman. Can have a 12 hour sex marathon without assistance.

Anyhow, it was stupid for him to swallow a whole bottle. The bet was only that he had to satisfy them, and there are more ways to satisfy a woman than that.
 
12 HOURS?! With a...whole bottle?! Well, he must've died happy, but really, that's pushing it too far, 12 hours...
 
I dunno whether to laugh my ass off or cry... it's the ultimate epic fail. But that's not necessarily a bad thing.
 
Sex with two other people is only a threesome, not an orgy... Sheesh...
 
Technically, he won the bet. It wasn't actually a fail... unless his goal was to spend the money on going to Dallas or something...

Evil Raichu said:
Poor guy.

This is why I like being a woman. Can have a 12 hour sex marathon without assistance.

Anyhow, it was stupid for him to swallow a whole bottle. The bet was only that he had to satisfy them, and there are more ways to satisfy a woman than that.
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That is the funniest thing I read all day, too bad any responses to it would probably be too dirty for even here.
 
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