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Marry, Boff, Kill

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Koji-Kun

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This game has been taken from 30 Rock. :p It's a lot of fun. If it's inappropriate, admins, tell me. XD I'll delete it. I just thought it'd be fun. :)

What you do, is the person posting above you will say 3 names of Pokemon characters (or pokemon, if they're weird). They can be from the games, anime, etc, but preferably the anime.

Then you need to say which you'd marry, which you'd boff (means you'd quickie them... if you know what i mean), and which you'd kill. And you can add an explanation if you would like. :)

So after you answer who you'd marry boff and kill, come up with three names for the next user!!

And all these are considering whatever the result is LEGAL. So thats considering boffing a ten year old is okay, and gay marriage is legal where you are. XD And murder is okay.

And try not to copy anyone else's. Like, reusing characters is okay, but don't reuse the order!

Example:

User above you: I'd totally Marry Brock, Boff Giovanni, and Kill Misty.

Marry Boff Kill Pikachu, Raichu, Pichu!

You: Uhhh i'll boff Pikachu, Marry Raichu, and kill Pichu.

Marry Boff Kill James, Jessie, Meowth!

(( just because i used these doesn't mean you can't use them. XD Feel free! ))

RULES

Only Pokemon characters!! No other shows. This is a pokemon version of Marry Boff Kill! So don't go changing that XD

You have to pick one pokemon character per choice. No marrying all three, or even two of them! One per category!

And remember to leave a set for the next player :)

Go go go!

To start off...

Satoshi/Ash, Shigeru/Gary, and Pikachu


EDIT: Okay, you guys don't get it. XDDD You can only marry 1, boff 1, and kill 1. No changing this around!! You have to kill one of em, so sorry if you have a mad crush on one. XDDD No changes! I had to live through killing Giovanni. D:
 
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Marry: Uh... uh... uh...
Boff: I believe in abstinence.
Kill: pika
 
Marry: Nurse Joy
Boff: Staraptor
Kill: Ash, Paul, Brock

Gold, Kris, Silver
 
Ash, Paul, Brock, Nurse Joy, Staraptor
I think you should only give people 3 options to choose from.



hugh,

Marry: Kris
Boff: Silver (that's just for once, I'll be able to fuck Kris many times after. Plus I'm straight so it probably wouldn't work out well anyway.)
Kill: Gold. Stupid overloved sonuvabitch.

Max, Ritchie and tracey.
 
marry: none

Boff: None

Kill: All plox, they all suck


MBK: Gardenia, Candice and Aaron
 
(Why did you say 4?)

Marry: Meowth (If only to save me from having to kill him.)
Boff: James.
Kill: Jessie (Yeah right, she will never die.)
Comic relief: Wobuffet.

Oak, Elm, Birch. (Have fun.)
 
Marry: Lance
Boff: Gary
Kill: Drake

Pikachu, Togepi, Piplup
 
Marry: Buizel
Boff: Croagunk
Kill: Onix

Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson
 
Marry: Lisa Simpson

Boff: Bart ... repeatedly ... it might be called rape though

Kill: annoying baby
 
TheProphetJerematic, you gave me nothing to choose from. I'll just pick a random one then.
Flannery, Lorelei, Sabrina
Marry: Flannery, she seems nice
Boff: Sabrina, the fr/lg variant. She's hot.
Kill: Lorelei then.

And some people are answering some of them with "none". The people who do that are lame.

Lizabeth, Adult Molly Hale, Diane.
 
Marry: Lizabeth. She looks great.
Boff: Diane. She also looks great.
Kill: Molly Hale. She's evil.

Mew, Mewtwo, Mewthree
 
Marry: Mew
Boff: can you even boff genderless creatures? Anyway, mewtwo is the only one that's left.
kill: Mewthree

Dahlia, Caroline, and Johanna
 
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