Mimi hates the dark as much as she hates brussel sprouts!

[Arcario]

In Super Paper Mario, world 2-3, there was this guy coaching the prisoner guys with these sentences:

Move it! Mimi hates the dark as much as she hates brussel sprouts!

Now I've decided to make a game out of it. What you do is change that statement into something else.

Changeable nouns are in bold.
Changeable verbs are in italic.
Changeable names are underlined.

Move it! Mimi hates the dark as much as she hates brussel sprouts!

Like...

Move it! Robotnik loves his pingas as much as he loves killing Sonic!

I'll start with that.

 

[Munchlax!]

Move it! Horrid Henry loves burgers as much as he loves being horrid!

 

[Arcario]

Move it! Your mom hates herself as much as she hates God!

 

[TheDarthWater]

Move it! Mr Bean is stupid as much as he is the center of laugh

 

[Princess Viola]

Move it! You are stupid as much I am not!