Mistakes you shouldn't make in the Pokémon World

[Instrutilus]

For this, all you have to do is say what you should not do in the Pokémon World, such as:

You shouldn't say a your mom joke when near a Cubone.

Except funny. If you want to add onto a previous 'mistake', just quote it and add as necessary.

 

[ashfangirl]

You shouldn't try to find a toilet.

You shouldn't try to find a riceball, there's only jelly-filled donuts.

Spoiler

You shouldn't drag Brock to a strip bar.

 

[Terra Force]

You shouldn't insult Arceus in church!

 

[The REAL Dialga]

You shouldn't do the above within a 500 feet radius of the Hall of Origin.
You shouldn't try so put an Elekid into a power socket.

 

[TPJerematic]

You shouldn't call a Magikarp weak then kick it into the sea.

 

[woops]

You shouldn't try to clone Mew.

 

[Ho-oh]

You should try to eat arceus, but you shouldn't try to take his jewel or he'll try to eat you.

 

[Falconwing]

you shouldn't follow the same trainer for ten years trying to capture his one pokemon that keeps defeating you

You shouldn't try to erupt volcanoes to increase land mass

you shouldn't try to raise the ocean levels

you shouldn't try to create a new world

AND you should most certainly not be a villain who messes with ten year olds.

 

[Mobsterfangpants]

You should never steal food from a snorlax D:

Or you should never mistake Mr. Mime as your son! XD

 

[Geodude]

...or mistake your daughter for a Tentacool.

 

[PK I'm BAAACK~]

You should NEVER try to mess with Charizard's espeacially if thier not trained!

Don't trust a young black haired boy named Ash's "Wisdom"

Don't bring prof. Oak near Dawn

NEVER team up with Team Rocket unless you like electricity!

 

[Soulweaver]

You should not answer questions correctly in the school in the Pokémon world, because then the school will make you batshit crazy with moar difficult questions.

My phone (on which I'm currently writing) didn't know the word "shit" but it knows words like "liquitionolabvutrsssssssssss". Way to go, Nokia.

 

[Sarcastically Insane]

Don't mess with Arcanine or its owner.

>.<

 

[I Started A Cult]

You shouldn't take up a medical and/or police career. There's a lot of traveling involved.

 

[Dewgong Reign]

You should never, ever take a bath with your Tentacool.

You should never mistake your male Lopunny for female when breeding at the daycare.

You should never release your Giratina in the Hearthome Church.

You should never accept those two buff guys' Sticky Barb.

 

[TPJerematic]

You should never accept those two buff guys' Sticky Barb.

Oh dear god the innuendo.



You should not wake up at 4pm on your 10th birthday and run to get your first pokemon in your pyjamas.


You should not, under any circumstances, ever join any "Team" if they promise a new world for you.

 

[PlatinumDude]

Never ever develop a crush on a Gardevoir (there might be a Gallade nearby waiting to kick your butt)

 

[Moonlight Umbreon]

You should never try to attack a psiduck.

 

[Amaura]

Don't capture a croagunk if you have a crush ^__^

 

[Dr. GM]

Don't ever leave a Buneary alone with a Pikachu...