Mock the Week! (PRIVATE, Me and Instrutilis)

[UnownGoldHeart]

Hello, and welcome to Mock the Week im Dara O'Briain and im joined here tonight by Russell Howard, Hugh Dennis, Micheal Mcyintyre,Frankie Boyle,David Mitchell and Andy Parsons!!! First of all we have to wait fore Instrutilis to post so we can continue the show!.

 

[Instrutilus]

Don't you usually get started by yourself, cof? You did say you had lousy boyfriends, after all.

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

*EPIC LAUGH TRACK* ...Anyway first topic to start off is "If this is the answer what is the question...Frankie, please pick a topic from: Kids, Technology, Sports, Libya, Politics"

 

[Instrutilus]

Teknologee, Darah.

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

"Ok the answer is 100%"

"Is it by the year 2012 how much of babies will be robotic?" Andy asked *Insert laugh here"

 

[Instrutilus]

"What percentage of people will have been eradicated by alien invaders, otherwise called Russians?"

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

*HAHAHAHAAH* "Is it, how many men will be effected by the new robotic sex doll Roxxxie?" Russell smirked

 

[Instrutilus]

"How much of the average population will be screwed by the Tories?

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

(Hows that Technology? X3)

(Sadly Hugh has to step in now) "Is it...What percentage will the supercomputer234 be in the year 2014" Hugh scoffed "Yes, Correct answer!"

NEXT SUBJECT: That picture thingy... *Pope shaking hands with queen* P.F.Q.U.T.A (Guess where that's coming from XD)

 

[Instrutilus]

Pleased F**king Queen, Useless Tosser Arrives.

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

*LAUGH TRACK* "Is it, Pope F**Ks Queen up the Arse?" (thats what I was meaning LOL) Hugh asked with a evil smirk on his face

 

[Instrutilus]

Don't give the pope such high hopes, Hugh. I doubt any woman wouldn't be that desperate.

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

*HAHAHAHA* "Is it...Pope frankly Questions Underskirt (of) The Queen?" Andy implyed "Ive saw those pictures and quite frankly...their hot!" *hahahahah*

 

[Instrutilus]

Pope Fesses Queens Underwear Taken Annualy by him.

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

"Ok can we get a serious answer now?" Dara asked

"Is it, Pope Fancies Quizzes (even) Under Tranquilizer Anagrams(wut) " Hugh asked

"Yes!!!" Dara clapped

NEXT TOPIC: Stand up skills.