Most Evil Pokemon By Generation

[Darkraiii]

Since Pokedex entries are full of rainbows and unicorns (not) I'm making a topic of who is the most evil Pokemon in every generation and why?

GENERATION 1:

Hypno:
Hypno is basically a pedophile that abducts children with hypnosis. Hey parents! You want to be rich and famous like previous Pokemon masters? We'll look no further! Just send your 10 year old kid out with a fish that just splashes around! All it takes to be the very best is to get raped! So send your child out now!

GENERATION 2:

Feraligator:
Feraligaor is your best friend. Feraligator evolved from your cute little Totodile. Feraligator will rip into your skin with painful sharp claws!

GENERATION 3:

Banette:
Remember Mr. Snuggles you used to have tea party's with? When mommy had to sew him up from time to time? Well now, 3 years after you threw him into the garbage, he is setting a curse on you. Now you are probably feeling like the last cookie should've been his.

GENERATION 4:

Toxicroak:
Now what have you found hiding behind trees? Time capsules? Penny's? Frogs that will kill you with toxins if you are even touched by it's claws? One scratch can prove "fatal". Okay Webster's dictionary, define "fatal". fatal- adjective; causing death. Well, there we have it. It's claws touch you, you die. Let's go explore the world of Pokemon kids!

GENERATION 5

Litwik:

I have a C in English for a reason , so shut up about my spelling. But anyway. Next time you fall asleep in your Subway sandwich, it's because a CANDLE was sucking your life energy out of you. Or maybe because you were up last night reading this long ass topic.

GENERATION 6:

Malamar
So, if you finish your Subway sandwich, it goes into your stomach, full of stomach acid, right? Well this little monster has stomach acid, but it's not inside its stomach. Basically, Malamar will use hypnotic motions to lure you into it's squid-like tentacles that will wrap around you, and stomach acid will go all over you, killing you. If I were turned into any Pokemon, I would be a Malamar.

So anyway, that is it. It took me 30 minutes to write this because Safari on the iPhone is a pain on Bulbagarden. Sweet dreams.

 

[coolcatkim22]

Gen 1:
Drowzee
It eats people's dreams through their noses.

Gen 2:
Ariados
It lets go its prey just so it can follow it back to where its prey's friends are.

Gen 3:
Shuppet
It feeds on dark emotions.

Gen 4:
Spiritomb
It got bound to the key stone for its bad deeds.

Gen 5:
Litwick
Sucks away people's life energy.

Gen 6:
Gourgeist
It sings joyfully as it watches its prey suffer.

P.S. You think Hypno is going around raping kids? What the **** is the matter with you?

 

[Gudon44]

GEN 1
Agreeing with you on Hypno, creepy pedo
GEN 2
Tyranitar. Maps need to be redrawn after one's done rampaging, it's that bad.
GEN 3
Beautifly. You see this cute little butterfly, you go up to pet it. It stabs you with its and flies into the air, drinking your innards.
GEN 4
Drifblim. It likes carrying children away to the underworld.
GEN 5
Bisharp/Pawniard. Packs of Pawniard attack the prey, then Bisharp finishes it off. (fun fact: that's how some scientists think Tyrannosaurs hunted) So imagine you're walking around, you see this short little guy with blades. Cute, eh. Then more and more. And they come for you, wanting to stab. You turn the corner - and a Bisharp slices your head off.
GEN 6
Vivillon. 666th Pokemon, anybody?

 

[garrison-san]

Hypno:
Hypno is basically a pedophile that abducts children with hypnosis. Hey parents! You want to be rich and famous like previous Pokemon masters? We'll look no further! Just send your 10 year old kid out with a fish that just splashes around! All it takes to be the very best is to get raped! So send your child out now!

According to the Pokedex, there was only ever one confirmed incident of a Hypno carrying off a child. I think that it's a mite unfair to hold it against the entire species.

Gen 1:
Drowzee
It eats people's dreams through their noses.

What's so evil about that? Honestly, I think that Drowzee's Pokedex entries are some of the most consistently amusing.^^

 

[coolcatkim22]

What's so evil about that? Honestly, I think that Drowzee's Pokedex entries are some of the most consistently amusing.^^

Well, maybe I just find it really creepy. Plus, how is it getting in people's rooms to steal their dreams? Breaking in? Do they belong to these people? I don't know, just kind of unnerving.