Most unlikely character you ship?

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You know, characters no one else ships or even likes, characters people consider unshippable...like that.

Mine would probably be the Iron Mask Marauder. He's a violent, impulsive lunatic with a cruel streak a mile wide and no visable compassion...but I can't help but ship him with Domino.
 
I ship Giovanni, though I doubt that counts. Surge? Bill? Um... *eyes pile of unpublished fanfic* The pokedexes?

(Really should get to posting the hundreds of files still sitting on my laptop...)
 
phantomness said:
The pokedexes?
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PHP: 
<Andrew> OMGS I have a new ship! DexShipping! May and Ash's Pokedexes have babies 
<DMM> Dude...
<Andrew> BEST POKEMANZ IDEA EVAR
<Belldandy> is that new?
<DMM> o.0
<Belldandy> there's already a Pokedex shipping
<DMM> I wouldn't be surprised if it was already done..
<Belldandy> I think Ash's old dex and his new dex
<nickspizza1> Andrew - Oh god... I would hate to see the fics for those
<Andrew> We should write one
<Belldandy> lol
<Andrew> "May's Pokedex undid her scratch protector, and took her floppy cable close to Ash's Pokedex's upgrade port"
* nickspizza1 rolls on the floor
<Andrew> "May's pokedex said as seductively, 'Bend over, big buddy, I'm about to give you an upgrade"
<Andrew> "Quivering with delight, Ash's Pokedex quickly complied, facing its screen flat against the cold linolium as May's Pokedex readied itself"
<Belldandy> lmao




Anyways, who's considered unshippable? I ship a lot of characters but I'm not sure if any of them fit into that category or not.
 
I know. I did one between Ash's 'dexes in the Crack pairings thread.
 
Wasn't May's Pokedex actually named Dextette or something like that.
 
shedinjask said:
I don't really ship anyone unshippable. Maybe Eusine? He's so... assholeish.
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Eusine is best to 'ship when what you really want is the dark'n'black paaaaain of abuse he's believably able to deliver. Just like Giovanni 9 times out of 10! And that's what makes Eusine a bigger monster than Giovanni: XD; Gio can at least pretend he likes the other person. I don't think Eusine can. *is a partial Chasershipper though; benefit of the doubt...or a tiny bit of denial*
 
My friends, there is simply no such thing as unshippable. Everyone can be shipped, and more often than not everyone is.
 
^ Wise words that.

I don't ship inanimate objects, though. I never found those ships as hilarious as everyone else seems to. o.o. Same goes for character/hand ships...I know, you had to be there, and I wasn't, but. Something? o.o;;
 
The King of Pokélantis. As in the guy who possessed Ash. I like to ship him with Ash. Sure, the shipping itself has a name and a small following, but he's still one of those unlikely characters.
 
Humm...Paul with Casey. I know there is a lot wackier out there, but heck. I bet if these two ment in real life, they'd hate eachother to peices! But I ship them anyway...
 
GSC Junkie said:
Humm...Paul with Casey. I know there is a lot wackier out there, but heck. I bet if these two ment in real life, they'd hate eachother to peices! But I ship them anyway...
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o_O I ship them together, too

In fact, I've wrote about them in a couple of my fanfics ^^
 
GSC Junkie said:
Lol cool! (You wouldn't happen to know the name of that ship, would you? Tehee...*Facepalm*)
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No, and actually, a friend told me that there isn't a name for it yet, but that Electabuzzshipping is already taken, so I have no idea what to call it, lol.
 
cascade88 said:
No, and actually, a friend told me that there isn't a name for it yet, but that Electabuzzshipping is already taken, so I have no idea what to call it, lol.
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I've just been calling it Purplethundershipping...but knowing how many pairings there are, I wouldn't be suprised if that one is taken too...

(It's a lame name anyway, lol)

Another one that could be considered wierd is NandoxZoey. It's just so crazy that it might actaully work...
 
Or Zoey/May. That would be really weird. (Or at least, I think it would be.)
 
*_* That. Would. Be. Epic.

*Has scary thoughts about SolidadxDawn*
 
I ship Wendy. With Giovanni.

Mostly because he seems the only one who could tolerate her anal retentiveness. But Wendy's not a very ship-friendly character.
 
Luna Tiger said:
Eusine is best to 'ship when what you really want is the dark'n'black paaaaain of abuse he's believably able to deliver. Just like Giovanni 9 times out of 10! And that's what makes Eusine a bigger monster than Giovanni: XD; Gio can at least pretend he likes the other person. I don't think Eusine can. *is a partial Chasershipper though; benefit of the doubt...or a tiny bit of denial*
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Eusine, as in the guy who wants Suicune? LOL, is he portrayed that way in the anime or something? Or the manga? 'Cause I totally did not get that impression from him in the game. XD; Though admittedly game characters don't have much personality anyway lol...
 
Akari K said:
Eusine, as in the guy who wants Suicune? LOL, is he portrayed that way in the anime or something? Or the manga? 'Cause I totally did not get that impression from him in the game. XD; Though admittedly game characters don't have much personality anyway lol...
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In the anime? Eusine is a (if you'll pardon my absolutely foul mouth) dick, through and through. Morty's all, "Chill dude; feel the good vibes." And Eusine responds with, "No no no! HE SAW SUICUNE. He's got no right! He's small, unclean, unfashionable, and unfit to even see Suicune's back wind!" ...And then Morty's pretty much, "I used to date him. Then he dumped me for 'The Chase'. But I'm slightly masochistic because I still love him and keep letting him back into my home like this. It's a good relationship. *backhanded* When he's not being a hissy prince."

Eusine's a grade-A asshole. =3 Really, there's no redeeming quality. Unless they swap him for his much more benevolent twin Eugene.
 
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