Me: (walks into daycare to breed Manaphy) Hi there Daycare Lady, mind breeding these pokes for me?
Day-c Lady: No prob brosefus. Come back for them later!
Me: Sure thing!
Ditto (Daycare Sex-slave):...
Manaphy: So much for first dates huh?
Ditto: whatever, im used to it.
(Meanwhile, while riding my bike around)
Day-c Man: Hey, I'm calling about your pokemon! We found an egg! I say I was surprised when I found it, but I mean, this kinda thing happens all the time. It's really pretty expected since thats the only reason anyone comes here. Anyway, come get your pokes from us!
Me: Will do.
(At the Day Care)
Day-c Lady: By level, your ditto has grown by 21, and your Manaphy has grown by 1. Would you like to take your pokemon back?
Me: Sure I'll take manaphy back.
Ditto: (thinking) pick me, pick me, pick me...
Day-c Lady: Would you like to take the other one back?
Ditto: (thinking) cmon cmon cmon...
Me: Nah he can stay.
Ditto: NOOOOOOO.**** **** ****!!! I'M NOT A WHORE!
Me: (slowly turns around and looks at Ditto) Yes. Yes you are. (Leaves)
Day-c Lady: No prob brosefus. Come back for them later!
Me: Sure thing!
Ditto (Daycare Sex-slave):...
Manaphy: So much for first dates huh?
Ditto: whatever, im used to it.
(Meanwhile, while riding my bike around)
Day-c Man: Hey, I'm calling about your pokemon! We found an egg! I say I was surprised when I found it, but I mean, this kinda thing happens all the time. It's really pretty expected since thats the only reason anyone comes here. Anyway, come get your pokes from us!
Me: Will do.
(At the Day Care)
Day-c Lady: By level, your ditto has grown by 21, and your Manaphy has grown by 1. Would you like to take your pokemon back?
Me: Sure I'll take manaphy back.
Ditto: (thinking) pick me, pick me, pick me...
Day-c Lady: Would you like to take the other one back?
Ditto: (thinking) cmon cmon cmon...
Me: Nah he can stay.
Ditto: NOOOOOOO.**** **** ****!!! I'M NOT A WHORE!
Me: (slowly turns around and looks at Ditto) Yes. Yes you are. (Leaves)