need to finish the national dex before the weekend ends

[Isramon]

O.K, look, I just bought White 2 (I know, it's been on the market for quite a while. short story is I don't have a lot of money), and I haven't even finished White!!!
I don't have time to breed and evolve and I have a few pokes missing that I can't even breed/evolve.
So.. Here's the deal: I want the following Pokes by this Saturday evening, my time!

Spoiler

Whismor
Glalie
Barboach
Starly
Wormadam (forme doesn't matter)
Shellos
Ambipom
Glameow
Stunky
Bonsly
Toxicroak
Froslass (or let one of the pokes you trade me a Dawn Stone)
Dialga
Darkrai
Meloeta

I will be very happy if anyone could trade me these Pokes in 2 hours. If not I can trade at 16:00 my time both Friday and Saturday.
The pokes can be cloned but they Have to be legit, as I don't want to ruin my save.
In return, I'm willing to trade my entire DWF collection!!!
I'm also willing to trade a Lv 30 Gamestop Entei and a Lv 71 Rayquaza
But the trade have to occur until Saturday evening as I don't have wifi during the weekdays (and yes, in Israel Sunday is considered a weekday) and the White 2 game is supposed to arrive sometimes between Tuseday and Thursday

 

[JewelsVerne]

I've got Chimchar, Piplup, Turtwig, Buneary, Skorupi, Plusle, and Pachirisu all newly hatched and ready for immediate trade. I'll have Skitty and Snover hatched probably by the time you read this

Do you have a list of the DWF Pokemon you have? I'd prefer something I don't already have (which is quite a lot actually), but if that's not possible we can work something out I'm sure.

 

[Isramon]

Updated by deleting all pokes I traded

 

[Pikmin1211]

I've got Darkrai, but it's hacked.
Do you care?

 

[Isramon]

I've got Darkrai, but it's hacked.
Do you care?

Yes, I care. If it was just a cloned event that would be O.K, But I don't except hacked.

 

[Pikmin1211]

Oh, alright.
Nevermind then.

 

[Isramon]

edited out pokes I got. what you see is what i need

 

[orlando jr3]

i have barboach and toxicroak. you said you would trade dw pokemon so i was wondering if you had dw gliscor and/ or politoad?

 

[Isramon]

i have barboach and toxicroak. you said you would trade dw pokemon so i was wondering if you had dw gliscor and/ or politoad?

No, sorry, I don't have Dw Gliscor or Politoad. I do however have a DWF Poliwag. I'll trade it for the Toxicroak and you can evolve it yourself. That way you could EV train it if you want.