New Order of Occult Badasses (NOOB)

[Hдtєяs Gфииa Hдtє]

And no we're not noobs.

-NOOB-
To join NOOB one must do a random act of badassery.

Pretty self explanatory.

Oh right rules.
-Don't do anything noobish
-Pics or it didn't happen
-Boat take.

Bros and Sisses of the NOOB:
-myself
-anyone who is a certified badass

there are ranks:
100% Badassery - BADASS CHAINSAW RRRRRRRRRR
90-99% Badassery - I'm going to kill you and kill you more!
70-89% Badassery - come on everyone pick bird people
50-69% Badassery - I'm bored.
30-49% Badassery - WE LOVE YOU DOCTOR FREEMAN
20-39% Badassery - Say goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
10-29% Badassery - FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG!
0-9% Badassery - ew krushchev
Getting a higher badass rank requires you to do a more badass thing than you did before you got your current rank.

You start at 20% badassery when you join, always. You get 0% badassery, you're out.

Will update OP tomorrow.
made this for fun

 

[āruscio]

Something tells me this is all inside jokes...