No, you, good sir!

[Zunee27]

The title says it all to be honest, but I'll continue on to dig even deeper holes.

I don't own a pokemon game. It has been years since I owned one, in fact I think I got Leaf Green within a month of its release, and lost my gameboy within two weeks following that. I owned several cards from the TCG, all of which my dad burned in some religious crusade about "demon animals and dogfighting". Now I play emulators for: Sapphire, Emerald, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Gold, Rescue Team (red), and maybe Ruby if it actually works for once.

As for my personality? Well I'd be insulting your intelligence if I explained myself after that wonderful title and first sentence. I meen srsly, intarwebz r srs bsns.

 

[TPJerematic]

welcome to bulbagarden

glance at the rules and have some fun

and yes the internetz is srs bizness

 

[DCM]

welcome to bulbagarden, enjoy your stay!
Here, have a srs airbag for this srs internet

 

[Phoenicks]

Hey, welcome to BMGF. It sounds like you'll fit right in. Have a good one here. =)

Oh, and y so srs?

Spoiler

 

[Megaron]

Welcome to the Bulbagarden Forums. Please read the rules if you haven't done so.
I can lend you my unsrser if you feel like the intrawebz is too srs.

 

[ii kanji]

srsly doode. ¬_¬ u r 2 srs.

But welcome! I think you're gonna fit in just fine!

 

[Our Wasted Years]

this thread is too srs for the interwebz

also welcome

 

[Pikapurple]

Now, little jokester, we don't want you thinking you can just joke around and skip and eat lollies all over the place. Seriously.

Anywho, welcome!

 

[mc2094]

Go ahead, click it.

 

[woops]

Cannot read. Too invisible.

Anyway, welcome to the intarwebz. It be srs bizniss but u dun hav be 2 srs.
(For the record, I'm a grammar Nazi. See? I even started the social group.)

 

[Zephy]

I'd have to say, I think you'll fit right in here good sir. Just make sure to read the rules. rulez r srs bsns.

 

[Kiratwig]

Listen to the words of advice they will help you on your journey threw the garden, besides that lame skit there hope you have a good time posting here.

 

[Pastellorama]

I'm going to skip the repeated joke and just move on to welcoming you- hi, have fun.

 

[Zynetic]

Welcome!

Just so you know, if you're into serious business, you should definitely get into some Pokemon.

 

[Zunee27]

I love how I got so many replies from and old joke. I'd marry you all, but I think that would just make life moar srs. And we don't need that.

To be serious, however, I thank you all for inviting me in so readily. And I will skip around and eat my lollies now.