Northstar rejoins X-Men, is dating High School Musical Star

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OK, I found this hilarious.

Northstar is back on the X-men. When Wolverine goes to recruit Northstar back for the team, Northstar introduces him to his new boyfriend.

Check this out:

Apparently Northstar is back on the team, but I noticed something:

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Northstar is apparently doing Corbin Bleau from High School Musical!

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Damn, way to go, Jean-Paul.
 
Lol, well, that's kind of rude, but I guess if cartoons can do it... (though in cartoons it isn't meant to be taken seriously) I'm sure they just used the kid as a model because that "Disney-black" style is TV popular :p

As for Northstar, hopefully he isn't being brought back to be killed off or something (lol)
 
Wolverine claimed that they needed Northstar because they needed a mutant with speed.

But considering the issue in which it happens features the formation of the Sisterhood of Mutants, maybe they just needed a team-member who wouldn't be distracted by mutant boobs.
 
But considering the issue in which it happens features the formation of the Sisterhood of Mutants, maybe they just needed a team-member who wouldn't be distracted by mutant boobs.
Highlighted by the fact that this issue's artist is Greg Land. Meaning all the women are making poses straight from porn mags. :D Also willing to bet that really is Corbin Bleau who got traced to be the anonymous boyfriend.

I actually got real excited to see Northstar come back, because I honestly could never even remember what his fate was in X-Men Annual #1. I mean I love Mike Carey, but that issue was just plain forgettable.
 
Wolverine claimed that they needed Northstar because they needed a mutant with speed.

And because he felt bad about killing him last time he was on the team.

But considering the issue in which it happens features the formation of the Sisterhood of Mutants, maybe they just needed a team-member who wouldn't be distracted by mutant boobs.

What about Aurora? She wouldn't have been distracted. She's got Jean-Paul's speed. She's just got a past of being nutso crazy...which is apparently the new norm. She'd be a perfect fit.

Lil Brother said:
I actually got real excited to see Northstar come back, because I honestly could never even remember what his fate was in X-Men Annual #1. I mean I love Mike Carey, but that issue was just plain forgettable.

Really? I was rather impressed with it. Mostly because it redeemed Aurora and brought her and Northstar out of their "are they alive or dead?" limbo. Plus...Exodus is always fun.
 
Ah, of course, I should have known only Greg Land would trace over Corbin Bleu's image for a comic.


LAAAAAAND!
 
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