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NPC's With No Brains

brickwork

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The Poketch man, for example. You need a digital watch to count to 3?! And you're the CEO?!
 
He probably thought the PC needed it, seeing as they're 10, yet have never been to school.

The professors who can't remember the names of important people. Like Oak. >>
 
Hey, you copied my thread :p
Every Gym Leader who says they're going to beat you even when you're using a level 100 Dialga.
EDIT: In rematches, of course. ^^;
 
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The man who was burgled in Cerulean City, whines about losing Dig, then lets you keep it? Idiot.
 
Hey, you copied my thread :p
Every Gym Leader who says they're going to beat you even when you're using a level 100 Dialga.

That's a bit disingenuous as a) a normal person wouldn't expect a newbie to have such legendary pokemon and b) the usual trend is that (in-game) the trainers lose to gym leaders 95% of the time.
 
That's a bit disingenuous as a) a normal person wouldn't expect a newbie to have such legendary pokemon and b) the usual trend is that (in-game) the trainers lose to gym leaders 95% of the time.

I was talking about the rematches. ^^;
 
People who think their Ratatta is in the top percentage...cookie for first one to name reference :)) <-----cookie
 
Youngster Joey. It better be gingerbread...

Anyway, the students in the trainer schools who complain about having to learn the simplest basics, such as the grass-fire-water matchups.
 
Every NPC that says they've lost something that's 1 millimeter in front of them in a big red Pokeball.
 
The professors who can't remember the names of important people. Like Oak. >>
Senility. :p

Whitney apparently spent a long time trying to figure out the answers to the questions in the Goldenrod Radio Tower. Despite them being ridiculously easy, she made it to what? Question 3?

And Juniper's estimation that Klink appeared 100 years ago simply because there was no record of it beyond 100 years ago. .<.
 
The Poketch man, for example. You need a digital watch to count to 3?! And you're the CEO?!

Welcome to Apple consumers' world.

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Talking about Pokétch, the guy who flipped a coin to end in an isolated, hardly-accesable cottage. And twice, the wife who doesn't abandon that jerk.
 
Let's remember how dumb the Johto gym leaders were. Whitney was mentioned. There's also Falkner who refuses to believe that he is at a disadvantage to electric-type. Let's not forget Claire who was incapable of passing the most BSable test ever.
 
I recall a Magma grunt in Emerald complaining about the heat from the magma making his left side hot.
Guess what happens if you turn 180 degrees :O
 
-Ahem- The old man in RBY who tries and fails to teach you how to catch Pokémon after you probably already have.
 
Mom - who the hell reads an instruction paper to use a running shoes? nice brain mom!
 
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