NPC's With No Brains

[brickwork]

The Poketch man, for example. You need a digital watch to count to 3?! And you're the CEO?!

 

[Faye Scarlet]

He probably thought the PC needed it, seeing as they're 10, yet have never been to school.

The professors who can't remember the names of important people. Like Oak. >>

 

[Missingno. Master]

That one fisherman in almost every game who sees fit to use a full team of six Magikarp against you.

With a mustache.

 

[chimera]

Hey, you copied my thread
Every Gym Leader who says they're going to beat you even when you're using a level 100 Dialga.
EDIT: In rematches, of course. ^^;

 

[Oswin]

The man who was burgled in Cerulean City, whines about losing Dig, then lets you keep it? Idiot.

 

[hurristat]

Hey, you copied my thread
Every Gym Leader who says they're going to beat you even when you're using a level 100 Dialga.

That's a bit disingenuous as a) a normal person wouldn't expect a newbie to have such legendary pokemon and b) the usual trend is that (in-game) the trainers lose to gym leaders 95% of the time.

 

[chimera]

That's a bit disingenuous as a) a normal person wouldn't expect a newbie to have such legendary pokemon and b) the usual trend is that (in-game) the trainers lose to gym leaders 95% of the time.

I was talking about the rematches. ^^;

 

[Tye Taylors]

People who think their Ratatta is in the top percentage...cookie for first one to name reference ) <-----cookie

 

[Opossumguy]

Youngster Joey. It better be gingerbread...

Anyway, the students in the trainer schools who complain about having to learn the simplest basics, such as the grass-fire-water matchups.

 

[Almonds]

I'd say the fishermen - using magikarp that only knows splash.

 

[Nour386]

I'd say all of them.

 

[Silverwynde]

Krise, who calls you and tells you that she catches Pokemon and just releases them. Seriously, how dumb is that?! :banghead:

 

[CrackFox]

Every NPC that says they've lost something that's 1 millimeter in front of them in a big red Pokeball.

 

[Karamazov]

The professors who can't remember the names of important people. Like Oak. >>

Senility.

Whitney apparently spent a long time trying to figure out the answers to the questions in the Goldenrod Radio Tower. Despite them being ridiculously easy, she made it to what? Question 3?

And Juniper's estimation that Klink appeared 100 years ago simply because there was no record of it beyond 100 years ago. .<.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

The Poketch man, for example. You need a digital watch to count to 3?! And you're the CEO?!

Welcome to Apple consumers' world.

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Talking about Pokétch, the guy who flipped a coin to end in an isolated, hardly-accesable cottage. And twice, the wife who doesn't abandon that jerk.

 

[Shinobu]

Let's remember how dumb the Johto gym leaders were. Whitney was mentioned. There's also Falkner who refuses to believe that he is at a disadvantage to electric-type. Let's not forget Claire who was incapable of passing the most BSable test ever.

 

[Winterdaze]

I recall a Magma grunt in Emerald complaining about the heat from the magma making his left side hot.
Guess what happens if you turn 180 degrees :O

 

[Julum]

I found Cilan to be stupid. He is so much smarter in the anime.

 

[Aviator Zero]

-Ahem- The old man in RBY who tries and fails to teach you how to catch Pokémon after you probably already have.

 

[cityvillain]

Mom - who the hell reads an instruction paper to use a running shoes? nice brain mom!