Odd experiences at zoos?

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Post funny or odd things that have happened to you at zoos. Petting zoos count too.

My stories:

One time I went up to the tiger exhibit, but the tigers were far back in the enclosure and I couldn't see them. So I said, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" and within a minute, a tiger came!

I've been to an exotic animal petting zoo which boasted real wolves you can pet, but we didn't see the wolves there. We asked the lady on the way out where the wolves were, and she said, "Oh, somebody stole them last year." I have never figured out a way someone could steal two wolves in the middle of a busy tourist city. (It's even busy at night.) They also had a camel which licked me and pressed its face into my chest. 0_0
 
omg i was at the Cincinati Zoo and there was a duck exibet and my junior (11th grade) friend Zack taped on the glass and called a duck uglyand after he called it ugly i started attacking the glass xD

and at my hometown zoo, there was a lion who aparently had Dominence issues becuase i said i was higher up the chain then it and it roared at me and i was like O.O
 
Normal (for monkeys anyway): A monkey was feasting on another monkey's behind.

Not normal: At least a hundred people were pointing, filming and saying how much they loved them o.0. I was the only one that didn't love to see a monkey eat excrement out of another monkey.
 
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Normal (for monkeys anyway): A monkey was feasting on another monkey's behind.

Not normal: At least a hundred people were pointing, filming and saying how much they loved them o.0. I was the only one that didn't love to see a monkey eat excrement out of another monkey.
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xD thats to funny lmao
 
It seems like whenever I got to the Colombus Zoo, two frogs always happen to be mating. And there's always a croud of middleschoolers all pressed up to the glass.
 
One time I went to the zoo in grade 7, and my friends and I were eating lunch. For some reason we got on the topic of how funny it would be if after we finished we saw the bears having sex when we went to go see them. Several minutes later, lo and behold, the bears were in fact having sex.

Rather funny.
 
I was a t a zoo two years ago and at the sea lion area, a sea lion went into water and let of a jet of "you know" and there was a dark brown trail behind the sea lion as it made a loud parping sound. A young kid shouted loudly "That sea lion did a poo poo, did you see it!" and then the whole pond the sea lions were at was dirty brown colored and smelled quite a bit.

There was a bear there, think I remember it was a polar bear, it came over a small waterfall at this lake they had on its back scratching itself and going "ohh ohh ohh" in bear grunts and it tried to swim, but it was upside down and its paws were doing a doggy paddle in the air. Bit funny
 
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