Opium eating wallabies get high and make crop circles

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090625/tod-opium-eating-wallabies-get-high-make-37b0eca.html

The marsupials, which look like small kangaroos, have been getting into medical opium crops in the southern island state of Tasmania and chewing on the plant's intoxicating heads, state officials said.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," state attorney-general Lara Giddings told a parliamentary estimates hearing.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," local media reported Ms Giddings as saying.

Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally-grown opium for the pharmaceutical market, with about 500 farms supplying approximately 50 percent of the raw material for morphine and other opiate drugs.

Livestock and other animals, such as deer and sheep, which eat the plants had also been seen acting "weird," industry spokesman Rick Rockliff said.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he said.
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So thats how crop circles are made! High wallabies. Must be an interesting site seeing wallabies jumping around in circles.
 
Best explanation yet. Stupid idea of aliens.
 
Oh, now it all makes sense. Instead of that stupid idea that little green men land in flying saucers and cause cropcircles, Wallabies who get high off of opium run around in circles in the middle of poppy fields. I can't believe I didn't think of that!
 
Oh, now it all makes sense. Instead of that stupid idea that little green men land in flying saucers and cause cropcircles, Wallabies who get high off of opium run around in circles in the middle of poppy fields. I can't believe I didn't think of that!!!
 
This pretty much explains just why Rocko's Modern Life was so goddamn out there--the little guy was high as a kite the whole time.
 
This is the most entertaining story I have seen in a long while. I still think aliens were involved. Perhaps they planted the opium?
 
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This is the most entertaining story I have seen in a long while. I still think aliens were involved. Perhaps they planted the opium?
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Aliens planted all drugs, just to see how humanity would react to their greatest treasures.
 
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