Barfing Ogres
Type 4 Chi-To Best Tank
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2014
- Messages
- 165
- Reaction score
- 0
Version History:
What's up internet, I'm fine thank you for asking!
This is my first not god awful fic and also the first one I will let see the light of the internet so there you have it. Some background information on it, this entire thing is based on a multi-crossover dream that I had, and I must say, I still haven't the slightest idea what I was smoking, but you never know. Tangent, sorry, but there you go.
Here are some links for some other background info on the multiple universes:
Important Introductory Backstory Number 1: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki
Important Introductory Backstory Number 2: Dark Sector - Dark Sector Wiki
Now for the rating:
Intense Violence
Blood and Gore
Strong Language
Alcohol and Drug Reference
Sexual Themes
Poop Jokes
Me: Shut up! Poop Jokes are still funny!
Everyone Else: No they're not, that's crap!
Me: -_-
So, without further adieu, I present my first presentable fic:
Here is the reformatted prologue as per popular demand:
Hope you have enjoyed so far! More to come.
1.1: Removed unnecessary text, added table of contents, removed Herobrine.
1.2: Removed the Masochists Prologue.
1.2: Removed the Masochists Prologue.
What's up internet, I'm fine thank you for asking!
This is my first not god awful fic and also the first one I will let see the light of the internet so there you have it. Some background information on it, this entire thing is based on a multi-crossover dream that I had, and I must say, I still haven't the slightest idea what I was smoking, but you never know. Tangent, sorry, but there you go.
Here are some links for some other background info on the multiple universes:
Important Introductory Backstory Number 1: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki
Important Introductory Backstory Number 2: Dark Sector - Dark Sector Wiki
Now for the rating:
Intense Violence
Blood and Gore
Strong Language
Alcohol and Drug Reference
Sexual Themes
Poop Jokes
Me: Shut up! Poop Jokes are still funny!
Everyone Else: No they're not, that's crap!
Me: -_-
So, without further adieu, I present my first presentable fic:
Table of Contents:
Part 1: Raid
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
The Appendixes: Part 1
From the Office of Dr. Jeff Altig
Part 2: Sinnoh
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Part 1: Raid
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
The Appendixes: Part 1
From the Office of Dr. Jeff Altig
Part 2: Sinnoh
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Origin: The Rising
Here is the reformatted prologue as per popular demand:
Prologue:
Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith felt very pleased with himself. Everything was moving on schedule as he had orchestrated.
The galaxy was at war; a war that was possibly the largest that the galaxy had ever seen. His army of Sith soldiers was winning against the futile resistance the Galactic Republic called an army.
There was little to no chance of victory not being an inevitability and Revan felt that this conquest would succeed, but a wise Jedi Master once told him, always have a contingency plan. Thus, the plan was to create a new army from the same source that made the current one, the Star Forge.
This army however was not created to combat the Republic, but instead be put into carbon freeze and wake up when there was need of them in the event that the conquest of the galaxy currently taking place did not last as long as Darth Revan envisioned. Thirteen army infantry corps, half of the entire Sith Empire’s army forces were drafted or cloned, briefed, trained, put into carbon freeze, then hidden on the backwater worlds of Knirdos Prime, Eccifo VII, and the single moon of Faltun; Faaltos, all with an accompanying droid division, an armored division, and the 22nd Defense Fleet.
The true Sith were the real enemy, for they had seduced Revan and his friend Malak into being the vanguard of their inevitable assault. He planned not only to stop them, but to utterly defeat them and prove that he was superior to them in every way imaginable.
He recalled the confrontation before their meeting like it was just yesterday. Marching up the steps of the citadel in Kaas city, the Dark Side had been made a permanent stench on the planet Dromund Kaas.
As a Jedi, it repulsed Revan and Malak to the highest imaginable degree. The darkness that surrounded that place was quite simply the foulest experience he had endured. Dark Jedi of all types sought to take their heads and gain a measure of prestige with the Sith Emperor who ruled them every day for as long as they could remember. Alas, those poor soul’s efforts were in vain as the Jedi cut them down with even more savagery than any Mandalorian who fell at their feet.
Then Revan made the decision to open the door to the citadel.
Malak collapsed from the sheer darkness and hatred that erupted from the throne of the Sith Emperor. Revan too was caught off guard by the sheer presence of the Dark Side that corrupted the place. They knew their duty, defeat the Sith Emperor and end his threat to the Republic once and for all. As one, after taking a minute to let Malak recover, they marched forth into the abyss expressing their sheer force of will to take down the enemy and balance the force again.
The two did not emerge the same. Now they were Sith and better for it. Revan would prepare the galaxy for their coming. The reckoning would be coming soon, and nothing short of the will of the Force would be able to stop it.
***
It was too late.
The Technocyte Virus had been released, and Hayden Tenno had been too slow to stop it.
The CIA operative sank down to his knees in the mud of Lasria and began to weep as the storm which had been accumulating final shed its bulk. The droplets did nothing however to stop his moans and sobs from traveling through the otherwise quiet landscape’s surprisingly serene air.
That is when the screams started happening.
Those who weren’t already infected by the virus now began to feel its effects as it infested them and transformed them into vicious and mindless monsters.
It was a funny thing fate. Here Hayden knelt weeping under the cover of a thunderstorm infected with the virus and the knowledge that he would live with it coursing through his veins, and yet he felt more helpless than any other savage on this God forsaken Earth.
The man continued to despise himself in some form of self-pity, but then he heard a voice. There was one problem, it wasn’t human anymore.
Hayden stopped with the self-beating that he was administering to himself, leapt up and scanned for what abomination surely was seeking his flesh. Glaive drawn and his armor put on, he reverted back to what he knew, getting the hell out of dodge.
The first creature leapt at him and he sliced its pulsating and corrupted yellow rotting head right off of the bloated body. The decapitated corpse flew right over his shoulder and sat writhing in the mud until the liquid that gave it life ceased flowing out of its neck, turning the earth underneath it sickly and foul neon brown.
Hayden turned around and saw more. Perfect. He threw the Glaive into the horde of infested nightmares and watched with twisted delight as the throwing disk passed through no less than ten of them. They withered and died and began to sink into the mud before disappearing completely.
The remainder of the beasts continued to charge until the Glaive came right back and ended their suffering too.
Hayden had developed his skill at catching the thing during his time in the sad little Soviet satellite nation, so he enjoyed touching the blade as it raced back to him only for him to redirect it into his arm again.
If there was one thing that he learned during his time here, it was that the infested never ceased attacking once they found a target; thus Hayden ran to the hills. He made it, but only to discover that the virus had slaughtered no less than a hundred people who lived in the small village at its summit. He broke down again and began sobbing at the devastation and knowing that it would only grow worse.
Then he saw a light. It was small and dim at first. Then it began expanding into a swirling blue vortex that began drawing small items into its unknown depths. Hayden was in a state of shock, for he had no idea what to make of the strange occurrence, and for that matter he had no idea why the infested had not chased him here yet. All he knew was that there was something calming about the slowly expanding and swirling blue disk, as though he was losing years for the better, and becoming his old naïve self again.
Without any thought about it, Hayden stepped into it armor and all and passed into oblivion.
***
Dialga, the temporal Pokémon gazed with a great deal of sadness upon the tortured and twisted landscape before it.
It was not normally the curious type, but it had decided one day to go back to the time of the beginning and discover its own origins.
There were few with the ability to recall their own birth, and fewer still to have the ability to go back and see it.
Arceus, the alpha Pokémon had advised against it and at the same time knew it was historically inevitable that Dialga would go back. Dialga didn’t listen, but now it knew what its creator had meant by saying only sadness and death existed back then.
It was shocked to see what Arceus and by extension, all other Pokémon had originated from. These foul and corrupt mutations of humans had no sense of a soul that it could sense. But the lump of awful abominations that were Arceus originally was simply terrifying.
Even though it was technically an immortal being, Dialga quivered in horror and disgust. The “egg” that existed in the nothingness was technically correct, but it had no idea the nothingness had referred to the absence of all order and civilization and the “egg” was a pulsating brown and yellow thing made of the bodies of the fallen humans.
And yet, Dialga saw hope. Not all had succumbed to the disease that was now as common as the oxygen in the air. One human in a suit of some kind of carbon weave armor, clearly infected, but not savage and mutated like the rest sprinted away from the horrors of the old Earth with a kind of vigor that it had only seen in a select few humans.
Clearly the man needed help, so in defiance of its traditional behavior, it attacked the abominations.
The rain must have not permitted him to hear, and the mud must have absorbed the intense vibrations, for when the Roar of Time went off the man didn’t even look back.
The man reached the village where Dialga had originally come out of its portal. Dialga gazed at him in secret as he fell into the muck and began to cry.
It knew what it would do to atone for the deeds of the evil humans that released the didease onto the world. Dialga opened the portal in front of the man and as it had predicted, the man with a slight sense of hope and calm, entered.
Yes, it thought, not all in this time should need to suffer.
With its conscience cleansed and its curiosity satisfied, Dialga, while dumbfounded and horrified about the origin of all Pokémon, entered the portal knowing that the man it had saved would find a better life tens of thousands of years in the future when the Earth has recovered from the vile beginning. Even Arceus agreed to that.
Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith felt very pleased with himself. Everything was moving on schedule as he had orchestrated.
The galaxy was at war; a war that was possibly the largest that the galaxy had ever seen. His army of Sith soldiers was winning against the futile resistance the Galactic Republic called an army.
There was little to no chance of victory not being an inevitability and Revan felt that this conquest would succeed, but a wise Jedi Master once told him, always have a contingency plan. Thus, the plan was to create a new army from the same source that made the current one, the Star Forge.
This army however was not created to combat the Republic, but instead be put into carbon freeze and wake up when there was need of them in the event that the conquest of the galaxy currently taking place did not last as long as Darth Revan envisioned. Thirteen army infantry corps, half of the entire Sith Empire’s army forces were drafted or cloned, briefed, trained, put into carbon freeze, then hidden on the backwater worlds of Knirdos Prime, Eccifo VII, and the single moon of Faltun; Faaltos, all with an accompanying droid division, an armored division, and the 22nd Defense Fleet.
The true Sith were the real enemy, for they had seduced Revan and his friend Malak into being the vanguard of their inevitable assault. He planned not only to stop them, but to utterly defeat them and prove that he was superior to them in every way imaginable.
He recalled the confrontation before their meeting like it was just yesterday. Marching up the steps of the citadel in Kaas city, the Dark Side had been made a permanent stench on the planet Dromund Kaas.
As a Jedi, it repulsed Revan and Malak to the highest imaginable degree. The darkness that surrounded that place was quite simply the foulest experience he had endured. Dark Jedi of all types sought to take their heads and gain a measure of prestige with the Sith Emperor who ruled them every day for as long as they could remember. Alas, those poor soul’s efforts were in vain as the Jedi cut them down with even more savagery than any Mandalorian who fell at their feet.
Then Revan made the decision to open the door to the citadel.
Malak collapsed from the sheer darkness and hatred that erupted from the throne of the Sith Emperor. Revan too was caught off guard by the sheer presence of the Dark Side that corrupted the place. They knew their duty, defeat the Sith Emperor and end his threat to the Republic once and for all. As one, after taking a minute to let Malak recover, they marched forth into the abyss expressing their sheer force of will to take down the enemy and balance the force again.
The two did not emerge the same. Now they were Sith and better for it. Revan would prepare the galaxy for their coming. The reckoning would be coming soon, and nothing short of the will of the Force would be able to stop it.
***
It was too late.
The Technocyte Virus had been released, and Hayden Tenno had been too slow to stop it.
The CIA operative sank down to his knees in the mud of Lasria and began to weep as the storm which had been accumulating final shed its bulk. The droplets did nothing however to stop his moans and sobs from traveling through the otherwise quiet landscape’s surprisingly serene air.
That is when the screams started happening.
Those who weren’t already infected by the virus now began to feel its effects as it infested them and transformed them into vicious and mindless monsters.
It was a funny thing fate. Here Hayden knelt weeping under the cover of a thunderstorm infected with the virus and the knowledge that he would live with it coursing through his veins, and yet he felt more helpless than any other savage on this God forsaken Earth.
The man continued to despise himself in some form of self-pity, but then he heard a voice. There was one problem, it wasn’t human anymore.
Hayden stopped with the self-beating that he was administering to himself, leapt up and scanned for what abomination surely was seeking his flesh. Glaive drawn and his armor put on, he reverted back to what he knew, getting the hell out of dodge.
The first creature leapt at him and he sliced its pulsating and corrupted yellow rotting head right off of the bloated body. The decapitated corpse flew right over his shoulder and sat writhing in the mud until the liquid that gave it life ceased flowing out of its neck, turning the earth underneath it sickly and foul neon brown.
Hayden turned around and saw more. Perfect. He threw the Glaive into the horde of infested nightmares and watched with twisted delight as the throwing disk passed through no less than ten of them. They withered and died and began to sink into the mud before disappearing completely.
The remainder of the beasts continued to charge until the Glaive came right back and ended their suffering too.
Hayden had developed his skill at catching the thing during his time in the sad little Soviet satellite nation, so he enjoyed touching the blade as it raced back to him only for him to redirect it into his arm again.
If there was one thing that he learned during his time here, it was that the infested never ceased attacking once they found a target; thus Hayden ran to the hills. He made it, but only to discover that the virus had slaughtered no less than a hundred people who lived in the small village at its summit. He broke down again and began sobbing at the devastation and knowing that it would only grow worse.
Then he saw a light. It was small and dim at first. Then it began expanding into a swirling blue vortex that began drawing small items into its unknown depths. Hayden was in a state of shock, for he had no idea what to make of the strange occurrence, and for that matter he had no idea why the infested had not chased him here yet. All he knew was that there was something calming about the slowly expanding and swirling blue disk, as though he was losing years for the better, and becoming his old naïve self again.
Without any thought about it, Hayden stepped into it armor and all and passed into oblivion.
***
Dialga, the temporal Pokémon gazed with a great deal of sadness upon the tortured and twisted landscape before it.
It was not normally the curious type, but it had decided one day to go back to the time of the beginning and discover its own origins.
There were few with the ability to recall their own birth, and fewer still to have the ability to go back and see it.
Arceus, the alpha Pokémon had advised against it and at the same time knew it was historically inevitable that Dialga would go back. Dialga didn’t listen, but now it knew what its creator had meant by saying only sadness and death existed back then.
It was shocked to see what Arceus and by extension, all other Pokémon had originated from. These foul and corrupt mutations of humans had no sense of a soul that it could sense. But the lump of awful abominations that were Arceus originally was simply terrifying.
Even though it was technically an immortal being, Dialga quivered in horror and disgust. The “egg” that existed in the nothingness was technically correct, but it had no idea the nothingness had referred to the absence of all order and civilization and the “egg” was a pulsating brown and yellow thing made of the bodies of the fallen humans.
And yet, Dialga saw hope. Not all had succumbed to the disease that was now as common as the oxygen in the air. One human in a suit of some kind of carbon weave armor, clearly infected, but not savage and mutated like the rest sprinted away from the horrors of the old Earth with a kind of vigor that it had only seen in a select few humans.
Clearly the man needed help, so in defiance of its traditional behavior, it attacked the abominations.
The rain must have not permitted him to hear, and the mud must have absorbed the intense vibrations, for when the Roar of Time went off the man didn’t even look back.
The man reached the village where Dialga had originally come out of its portal. Dialga gazed at him in secret as he fell into the muck and began to cry.
It knew what it would do to atone for the deeds of the evil humans that released the didease onto the world. Dialga opened the portal in front of the man and as it had predicted, the man with a slight sense of hope and calm, entered.
Yes, it thought, not all in this time should need to suffer.
With its conscience cleansed and its curiosity satisfied, Dialga, while dumbfounded and horrified about the origin of all Pokémon, entered the portal knowing that the man it had saved would find a better life tens of thousands of years in the future when the Earth has recovered from the vile beginning. Even Arceus agreed to that.
Hope you have enjoyed so far! More to come.
Last edited: