Parents are to be banned from playgrounds in the UK

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Yes, all parents want to maim their kid at the playground in front of everyone to see! /Sarcasm.

Really, this is overboard......I wouldn't trust a "Play" Ranger to watch my kids, they could just as likely be a psycopathic criminal.
 
you know thisn whole "suspect everyone" culture is starting to get ridiculous now
 
Of course! All parents are pedophiles, why else would they have kids? I can't believe we didn't see this before!

^ My best guess as to what semblance of a thought process was going on inside their heads when they came up with that.
 
R U SERIOUS?

This is the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day.
And believe me,I have heard a lot of ridiculous things today.
 
Goddamn Nanny State.


They are ruining our awesomeness


Wait ... SHIT WATFORD!!! So MY local council have clearly gone insane.


Fucking Lib Dems ......... who votes for them anyway


edit: its watford borough council not three rivers .... phew .... stil fucking lib dems though
 
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I am seriously moving from the UK at the first opportunity i get i mean what next micropchips in the rubbish bins to spy on us? Oh right they already do
 
This really isn't surprising. Although the sane person says "but it's my kid, are you serious?!" their argument will be "but parents have molested their children before or other people's children" so they can get away with it. In the end a lot of people will probably accept it since it'll most likely keep their kids safe.
 
Until you get a pedo who's one of those "play rangers". I mean c'mon. If religion can't keep them away, and if being a teacher can't keep them away, nothing can.

Put your kid in a bubble. From the moment they come from the womb. You can't even change their diaper, sorry, because that's touching a child inappropriately.

"The times"? The times have caused this? Only because everyone on this damn planet is afraid of their own shadow these days. OH NOES TER'RISTS, OH NOES PEDOS. Teach your kid to not be a dumbass, watch your own kid, and stop with this garbage.

How much you wanna bet the US starts this crap out as a "good idea" they borrow.
 
I am seriously moving from the UK at the first opportunity i get i mean what next micropchips in the rubbish bins to spy on us? Oh right they already do

All our phone lines are wiretapped. :<

Every single data sent out of the US is copied apparently. @.@

Still that's just crazy. O_O
 
Excuse me, I have a brick wall I need to smash my head against.

This. Is. STUPID!
 
Yay, my hypothetical child is going to be so much safer now that I can't be there to supervise them :D
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8283413.stm

^ Recentish case involving a nursery worker who abused children.

To be a nursery worker she would have had a background check. She got through the check, some paedophile 'play ranger' probably could to. Common sense really is missing in the UK recently.
 
What the heck, in the US, they let you supervise. That is totally messed up.
 
I think we need to arrest the children before they become pedophiles. That will learn them. Or kill the children before they can be molested.
 
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