Pass the Poo

[Pokémon Master Red]

You know the game "Grab the Mew"? Well, it's just like it, except you're not trying to get it. You're trying to pass it to the next poster. Try to make it funny! And you must have a reason for it. For example:

PokemonLovuh: I am the guy with the first post and that means I can't have the poo. So I shall give it to the next poster.

Guy1: I don't deserve the poo! I failed the TAPs! (Test of Academic Pokemon) As a result, I shall give the poo to the next person!

ShyNoob3000: It's the next poster's birthday! I'll give him my poo as a present!

And so on and so on. Trolls will be skipped by pretending you already have the poo. Have fun!

NEW Rules!

1. You may not do any physcical or chemical changes to the poo. (Look at Post 6, 12, and 13 to see a bad example. For Post 6, "It barfed it"! That means that it turned into barf! CHEMICAL CHANGE! (If you don't know what a chemical change is, do your science homework!) It's OK if you throw it or stuff, as long as you didn't say it broke or it obviously did.)

2. OK, since people don't know what a chemical change is, don't eat or digest the poo. And don't turn it into ashes (Again, 6, 12, and 13)

3. The only way to destroy the poo is too duplicate it and destroy only one of the poo.
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The 2nd poster always gets poo! C'mon! You know you want it!

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

I think it should be "Pass the Bidoof" or something.

What? Me? I only keep my own poo/Bidoof, you know.

 

[Pokémon Master Red]

(^Sorry, put it has to be something that rhymes with Mew.)

I am currently working in a school that doesn't allow poo. Sorry, next poster, but you're my only friend that allows poo in their home!

 

[Julum]

ew! *Catapults it to the next poster*

 

[Pokémon Master Red]

*the poo landed on my catapult that atomatically sends it to the next poster*

^I didn't even have to say a word!

 

[No Lynch]

Giratina! Eat that brown thing! *Giratina eats it and barfs all over next poster*

 

[Pokémon Master Red]

(I'm adding a new rule! Go and see it!)

After I carefully molded the poo back into it's original form, I had to sell it. I mean, I worked so hard on putting the poo to it's original form! So, the next poster has to have the poo, for he was the one who stole the previous poo from the previous game and gave me money! So here it is!

 

[Aetheria]

Sorry, I have a problem with getting my hands too dirty~ ^_^ *Has Genesect blast it to next person*

 

[HexagonStephen]

I'm not touching it! *has a Pokemon use Dig to put me underground so the poo flies by to the next person*

 

[TFSpock]

I have a deadly allergy to poo particles, so I will throw (Throh) it to the next person.

*has a Bouffalant launch it to next poster with it's horns*

 

[Pokémon Master Red]

No poo can be in my posts, as it's poo-protected! So it bounced off my shield and flew to the next poster (man, this poo can fly!)

 

[Shiny Staraptor]

mm... poo... *eats poo, shits it out and flushes it to the sewers where the next poster awaits*

 

[Julum]

Gross! *uses a flamethrower to burn it into ash, then makes a powerful wind to blow it to the next poster*

 

[Still Probably Modio]

AAAAA! *sidesteps* THE WIND HAS DECIDED! I AM NOT WORTHY!

 

[Kavidun]

As we're under the sea now, I swin to surface and throw on shore, at next poster.

 

[Pokémon Master Red]

(Please read the rules)

I again molded the poo from its ashes. Hey! It's Uno de Mayo! I shall give it to the next user as a gift from my heart.

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

You call this a gift? *Tosses it onto next poster*

 

[Cyber Jet]

*Teleports the poo to the next user using magic*

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Hmmph. Who put this poo on my doorstep? WHO!?

*duplicates and teleports poo to NP using quantum physics*

*flushes original poo down toilet*

There. All better.

 

[No Lynch]

*throws it at Garbodor* Garbodor, take the poo to the next poster, will you?