I am Evil Figment, Co-President of the League of Neutral Posters.
For some time now, the specialists of the League of Neutral Posters have been growing concerned with certain trends observable in Bulbagarden.
1)Posters right to a just and fair trial have been blatantly disregarded in favor of parodies of justice.
2)Priceless historical and archaeological documents have been destroyed.
3)Bulbagarden has shown interesting in procuring weapons of mass anime destruction, such as mallets.
4)Archaic, the self-appointed leader of Bulbagarden, has shown tendency to rule the forum as his own private banana republic.
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Today, our intelligence services have procured photographic evidence that Bulbagarden (now re-styled Bananagarden by its unelected leader, further demonstrating his hatred of democracy, peace and freedom) is attempting to develop Weapons of Mass Anime Destruction.
This particular photography demonstrate part of what we believe to be the chain production of Banana Peels. The Banana Peel is classified as an extremely dangerous weapon by the International Anime Expertise Comittee (IAEC). The effect of this dreadful weapon can be seen on this archive picture..
This is a clear violation of resolution 4815162342 of the League of Neutral Posters, which state that Bulbagarden and its self appointed leader are never to be allowed to develop or possess a weapon with more destructive power than a villainous foot soldier.
As such, I have ordered all LNP forces to begin conducting operation "Desert Salmon", which consist of military strikes aimed at eliminating the oppressors that prevent the good people of Bulbagarden from realizing their legitimate aspirations toward peace, democracy, and freedom.
Please understand, people of Bulbagarden, that we come as liberators, not as oppressors.
For some time now, the specialists of the League of Neutral Posters have been growing concerned with certain trends observable in Bulbagarden.
1)Posters right to a just and fair trial have been blatantly disregarded in favor of parodies of justice.
2)Priceless historical and archaeological documents have been destroyed.
3)Bulbagarden has shown interesting in procuring weapons of mass anime destruction, such as mallets.
4)Archaic, the self-appointed leader of Bulbagarden, has shown tendency to rule the forum as his own private banana republic.
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Today, our intelligence services have procured photographic evidence that Bulbagarden (now re-styled Bananagarden by its unelected leader, further demonstrating his hatred of democracy, peace and freedom) is attempting to develop Weapons of Mass Anime Destruction.
This particular photography demonstrate part of what we believe to be the chain production of Banana Peels. The Banana Peel is classified as an extremely dangerous weapon by the International Anime Expertise Comittee (IAEC). The effect of this dreadful weapon can be seen on this archive picture..
This is a clear violation of resolution 4815162342 of the League of Neutral Posters, which state that Bulbagarden and its self appointed leader are never to be allowed to develop or possess a weapon with more destructive power than a villainous foot soldier.
As such, I have ordered all LNP forces to begin conducting operation "Desert Salmon", which consist of military strikes aimed at eliminating the oppressors that prevent the good people of Bulbagarden from realizing their legitimate aspirations toward peace, democracy, and freedom.
Please understand, people of Bulbagarden, that we come as liberators, not as oppressors.
