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People who think they know eeeeeeeeeeeverything...

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So, i thought i'd share a story bout some girl at my school who thinks she knows everything about pokemon. XD And i'd like to see your stories on a similar subject. Doesn't have to be about pokemon know-it-alls. Could be about anything. :3

So, theres this girl. She sees i have a pikachu keychain on my purse, so she comes up to talk to me. We talk for a bit, she asks what the "sonans" means on my wobbufett keychain. I have to explain its his japanese name. Etc, etc. Just talking with a poke-fan.

And then she says "Ugh, i hate the Japanese version of pokemon. Its terrible."

In which i proceed to tell her how much better it is in Japanese than the dub, but the dub is still fun to watch, etc. And then she quickly agrees with me =_=

And then, to try and make herself sound smart, shes all "Did you know Pikachu is a girl?"

And then i proceed to rant about the recent episode that proved it false. =_= I didn't want to rant at her, but she'd begun to irritate me. And then she's all "Oh. Cool." to the new info. And i tried to be nice to her for the rest of the chat... but its difficult. She kept going "did you know blah blah blah" to make herself seem smart... except being wrong about everything she said. And what she wasn't wrong about, it was opinion she was stating as truth...

=_= Anyone else met people like this? People who act like they know everything... but are wrong about everything they say? XD
 
My boyfriend! xD

I love that man but geez he is wrong half the time! I've learned to overlook it and agree with him because he hates being wrong. Hahahaha. He is SOOOO lucky he is a good-lookin man. ='3

Koji-Kun said:
And then, to try and make herself sound smart, shes all "Did you know Pikachu is a girl?"

And then i proceed to rant about the recent episode that proved it false.
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This.

My boyfriend had preceded to tell me that Ash's Pikachu was in fact a girl as we were watching the very first episode [[ trying to reclaim my childhood ; -; ]] but I stopped him dead in his tracks and did the same as you. He got mad an huffy. xD
 
C l e f a b l e said:
My boyfriend! xD

My boyfriend had preceded to tell me that Ash's Pikachu was in fact a girl as we were watching the very first episode [[ trying to reclaim my childhood ; -; ]] but I stopped him dead in his tracks and did the same as you. He got mad an huffy. xD
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XD I got so mad at that girl. And even right now, my friend is all "ITS A GIRL I KNOW IT" and im explaining it isn't... -.- And shes all OHHHHHHHHHH.

...after being SO sure it was a girl. XD It was obviously a boy from the begining, anyways.
 
Koji-Kun said:
XD I got so mad at that girl. And even right now, my friend is all "ITS A GIRL I KNOW IT" and im explaining it isn't... -.- And shes all OHHHHHHHHHH.

...after being SO sure it was a girl. XD It was obviously a boy from the begining, anyways.
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My boyfriend stopped trying to tell me about Pokemon now, he just tries to act like he knows everything about Digimon now. x'DDDD

I know! I mean if you pay attention to Pikachu from the beginning, it's so obvious. I mean, around some girls, he acts like Brock and plus, I mean...come on. Pikachu is so boyish. xD
 
C l e f a b l e said:
My boyfriend stopped trying to tell me about Pokemon now, he just tries to act like he knows everything about Digimon now. x'DDDD

I know! I mean if you pay attention to Pikachu from the beginning, it's so obvious. I mean, around some girls, he acts like Brock and plus, I mean...come on. Pikachu is so boyish. xD
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:P Good thing i dont know anything bout Digimon... cept that a friend of mine is a VA for the English dub in the recent seasons. XD

And yeah, Pikachu is totally a boy. :o I dont even get why people thought he was a girl. XD

But anyways, on topic... people like that are annoying :<
 
TheMissingno. said:
I don't think I know everything, I know I do.
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NICE!!! mewtwo...[me 2] pikachu is also weak since it is at least level 70...and cant beat the first gym leaders of a new generation in pokemon..2 say the least ash is1 of the worst trainers.in tier with team rocket..they cant evolve a meowth...xD..and this person said 27 glitches exist in 1st gen when really 30 do counting blue pikachu[surf pikachu] and missingo pikachu and missingo ash....in yellow version exclussively.
 
RYUOFTHEBROOD said:
NICE!!! mewtwo...[me 2] pikachu is also weak since it is at least level 70...and cant beat the first gym leaders of a new generation in pokemon..2 say the least ash is1 of the worst trainers.in tier with team rocket..they cant evolve a meowth...xD..and this person said 27 glitches exist in 1st gen when really 30 do counting blue pikachu[surf pikachu] and missingo pikachu and missingo ash....in yellow version exclussively.
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lolwut
 
Back when I was in high school, some dolt said they would personally smack anyone who didn't know what Dragon Ball was. Turned into a dick move since they misspelled the name of the main character
 
This kid in my 6th period class says he knows EVERYTHING about Pokemon.

And he didn't believe me when I said HGSS was out, he insisted that they would have told him because "He knows the guys who make the games"
 
Dr. Pichu said:
This kid in my 6th period class says he knows EVERYTHING about Pokemon.

And he didn't believe me when I said HGSS was out, he insisted that they would have told him because "He knows the guys who make the games"
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CUZ probably meant the release in america...JAPAN release is out though...
 
I am omnipotent.
I know all there is about pokemon.

All joking aside, I had a friend who told me that in The Electric Tail of Pikachu metapod evolved during the first gym battle
*face palm*
 
Arbok evolves into Seviper, Reji-ice, Vapor-reon, oh god so many more.

At the time, I didn;t even know, either. "Hey dude, there's a new Pokemon game coming out WHERE EVERY POKEMON EVOLVES!" "EVEN ENTEI?????" "*nods*"
 
It's hard knowing everything sometimes. Everyone goes to you to solve all their problems and whatnot.
 
Dewgong Rain said:
Arbok evolves into Seviper, Reji-ice, Vapor-reon, oh god so many more.

At the time, I didn;t even know, either. "Hey dude, there's a new Pokemon game coming out WHERE EVERY POKEMON EVOLVES!" "EVEN ENTEI?????" "*nods*"
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ENTEI Evolves into HENTAI...google it ....its there..and missingo evolves into anything depending on its stats..not random..i know every thing bout pokeman...
 
Some more ones from the "genius from 6th period"

They aired Electric Soldier Porygon in the US once and 60000 kids had seizures and they payed the government to not tell anyone.

The Japanese version of Pokemon is darker and edgier what with more cursing, more violence, characters dieing, and they skipped over a whole season that dealed with Ash raping Misty and him getting arrested for rape and they fall in love or some dumbshit like that.

Pikachu evolves into Pichu.
 
Dr. Pichu said:
Some more ones from the "genius from 6th period"

They aired Electric Soldier Porygon in the US once and 60000 kids had seizures and they payed the government to not tell anyone.

The Japanese version of Pokemon is darker and edgier what with more cursing, more violence, characters dieing, and they skipped over a whole season that dealed with Ash raping Misty and him getting arrested for rape and they fall in love or some dumbshit like that.

Pikachu evolves into Pichu.
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Now I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of that story. A five-year old yes, but a teenager? Huh? That guy's either incredibly arrogant, incredibly ignorant, incredibly stupid, or incredibly, a combination.
 
Dr. Pichu said:
Some more ones from the "genius from 6th period"

They aired Electric Soldier Porygon in the US once and 60000 kids had seizures and they payed the government to not tell anyone.

The Japanese version of Pokemon is darker and edgier what with more cursing, more violence, characters dieing, and they skipped over a whole season that dealed with Ash raping Misty and him getting arrested for rape and they fall in love or some dumbshit like that.

Pikachu evolves into Pichu.
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The lol was inevitable
 
ALL WRONG!!!! remeber Ash opened Brocks eyes by hooking him up with professor Ivy...and Ash got a hug that was very akward....they did a remake and thus it never happened...his eyes that is,they never will open...in japan they will...and notice how busty misty is in the old adventures in japan..and gary`s sister???she wasnt a teenager..she was a woman..i like dramatic battling which was cut out in pokemon advance...xD
 
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