Pet Sues

[Roses Ablaze]

Anyone got any? That you'll never write because you know how much they suck? Mine, done in pokemon_sues format:

Name: Takako Sakurai
Species(es): Pokemon Master
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Wavers between clear blue, emerald green, and golden hazel, depending on my mood
Markings: None, except that her hair is really long and beautiful, but since she normally wears it in a tight bun you can't tell
Possessions: A bunch of high-tech gadgets since she is from the future
Pokemon Team: Erm, not finalized as of yet. But she specializes in birds.

Origin: Uh, somewhere?
Connections to Canon Characters: Some relation or another to Lance that somehow warrants people comparing her to him. As such, she somewhat resents him because these comparisons usually cast her in a negative light. People don't think she fits the definition of a "pokemon master" just because she's a good battler, and although she hasn't done anything particularly shocking or wrong, people don't think she's a good role model, either.
Special Abilities: Kickass battler, was the youngest person to ever become a member of the Elite Four, uncanny ability to understand how pokemon.
Other characteristics: Antisocial, prefers the company of pokemon over people.

 

[A Concerned Solomon]

I've deliberately tried to steer every character I write away from there, so I'd probably miss it if I ended up writing a Sue. The only one I can really recognize is a character who was supposed to be a "played straight" version of the parody Mary Sue - that is, someone whose luck is virtually endless and has Pokemon nobody ever should. Like Ridley and Kirby.