Pick a Pokémon Pet, then give the abover poster a bad reason for their choice.

[knavesmith]

In this game, you choose a Pokémon that you would like as a pet. Then, you give the person above you a bad reason for their choice of pet. It's pretty simple but here's an example.

Player 1: I choose Magikarp as my pet!
Player 2: All Magikarp can do is Splash! He can't do anything! I choose Charizard as my pet!
Player 3: His tail may set your house on fire! I choose...

And so on. Let's Begin!

Your choice of a pet is a pretty bad one because it's non-existant! I choose Volcarona as my pet!

 

[Berrenta]

Its Ability Flame Body will set the carpets, the furniture, and eventually the house on fire. Also, the air conditioner will have a field day until it busts.

I choose Munna as my pet!

 

[Zexy]

You'll be constantly breathing Dream Mist around your house till you choke out!

I choose Wartortle as my pet!

 

[Kakuna Matata]

This is extremely similar to this thread, so I'm closing it.